a regretevator story but i smoke 1000 kilograms of crack while writing it

Dealing, Robbing, and GUMBALLS!!!

After the shit that happened in last chapter the entire group was reunited again, they did the dancing until guess what PARTY AGAIN, this time UNO DOS Y TRES revived and the house was rebuilt, everyone went to the party except Poob, who went to the back of the house, on the back of the house MR was on there

MR: "You brought me cocaine right?"

Party Noob: "I got some, just dont destroy my friend's house ok?"

MR then ascended to god knows where with the packet of cocaine on top of him

Bive: "Hey guys want cigarettes"

UNO DOS Y TRES: "YES WE WANT CIGARETTES"

Player Playerson: "Bruv why are these guys soo energetic"

UNO DOS Y TRES: "We are post-drunk now! UNO offered us to drink and we played alot and did stuff"

Then elevator ring ring ring and everyone comes into the elevator again, until the next floor that guess fucking what its THE SUBWAY RESTAURANT AGAIN, with a bug guy expecting people to come in, also whoever requested the threesome between UNO DOS Y TRES are you happy now its technically canon now, now stfu and stop going to my house and put explosives to there, back to the plot with the bug guy

Pest: "Hey you is your toyota camry hybrid running"

Bive: "yes it is"

Pest: "THEN GO CATCH IT"

Pest steals Bive's Toyota Camry Hybrid and goes away down the train tracks, Bive gets mad and stabs the... subway sandwich train with a doobie, holding Player Playerson and Poob in, while FleshCousin sticks to the train, after a chase, Poob throws cocaine to Pest, which makes him snort it and distract himself, with the toyota camry hybrid exploding, Pest jumping to the top of the train and Bive crying

Bive: "My... Toyota Camry Hybrid, its... broken now!"

Bive enters sicko mode, jump to the train with the other pals and stabs Pest with a cigarette, putting smoke on their eyes, tearing his face away to only be a bloody corpse, then after some minutes of rage, the Subway Sandwich Train finally comes back to the restaurant, with Bive holding the goddamn corpse on her hand and going to the elevator

Bive: "my name is no longer toyota camry hybrid"

After that bloodshed they wait on the elevator until a gumball machine floor spawns, with a random thing with a PhD on top of them rolling into the elevator

DrRetro: "Dont worry guys i have a PhD- wait why is there two corpses in this place what the hell should i heal them"

Bive: "NO! They did some bad stuff! One made me lose my cigarette, and the other, exploded my TOYOTA CAMRY HYBRID"

DrRetro: "Ok then, i was tasked to find someone called MR and kill them"

Poob: "Ah MR? I dealed him cocaine a while ago

DrRetro charges her fucking purple laser ready to kill Poob

DrRetro: "YOU FUCKING WHAT"

Poob luckily dodges the laser and DrRetro spins around

Poob: "What the hell was that for?"

DrRetro: "YOU GAVE MR SOME COCAINE! THAT ONLY POWERS HIM! YOU ARE HIS EMPLOYEE ARENT YOU?"

Poob: "I wanted to save my friends from dying!"

DrRetro: "You are only delaying the unevitable, he will kill you!"

Bive throws a cigarette to both of them to stop the drama

Bive: "Does someone know where the Player Playerson guy is-"

A fucking glass break is heard with the distance, with the player arriving just in time, implying he broke the fucking gumball machine

Bive: "You are a fucking Gary Sue ain't you one? Well lets smoke and wait to see a car shop to buy a brand new car for me"

To be continued... soon