soo uhh idk how to start a story well lets treat it like a regretevator run for now
It all started when Player Playerson Playerino Playerstein Playera Playa IV and his friend, Scrimbloman, entered a random ass elevator, was chilling around until a turret fucking killed Scrimbloman and Player was alone, the player wanted to reach a mcdonalds to eat a chicken sandwich, after exactly i dont know much time the fucking papers maze appears and a fuzzy person appears smoking a fat blunt and riding a car
Bive: "i own a toyota camry hybrid *smoking sfx* my name is toyota camry hybrid"
then bive crashed her toyota camry hybrid on a wall idk i just smoked 1000 kilograms of crack what do i do
Bive: "i breath smoke and toyota camry hybrid"
then uhhh lots of floors happen and then they go to HELL YEAH PARTY HOUSE, Bive recommends smoking brands and flexes her toyota camry hybrid to DOS Y TRES while UNO does the macarena
but ruh roh tactical nuke
Player: "bive you stupid fucker come here you will be destroyed by the tactical nuke"
Bive: "nah i'd win, also i am not bive i am toyota camry hybrid"
Then the fucking place explodes, UNO DOS Y TRES die, the house crumbled, but then Bive is found standing on top of debris, smoking and doing the "Nuh Uh" gesture
Bive: "see i won dont subestimate me i am a smoker i have iron lungs"
Then they go through the elevator and to SUBWAYS? AS THE RESTAURANT? well to there we go, as the two go to the restaurant they see Party Noob snorting cocaine and eating a Subway Sandwich
Poob: "HELLOOOOOOOOOO! MY FRIENDS! I AM BOOB I MEAN, POOB!"
Bive: "ah a fellow drug doer nice to meet ya have you seen my toyota camry hybrid"
Poob: "what is a toyota camry hybrid that soumds like a drug"
Then the party noob enters the elevator and everyone does the macarena and Poob gets slapped and falls to the ground
To be cumtinued
Fun fact: if it werent by the fact the message didnt get enough reactions there would be a threesome scene between UNO DOS Y TRES since i did a bet shoutouts to dream sans for telling me to add it,
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a regretevator story but i smoke 1000 kilograms of crack while writing it
Humora joke, spoilers Party Noob gets arrested for narcotraffication in a part of the story