Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

C.H.E.R.U.B

People snap pictures. Loona looked surprised by this. Y/N just watched.

Blitzo and Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie slides on his back. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzo's tail.

Moxxie: Wow...

Millie and Blitzo then join him in looking through the window.

Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him. A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself. Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly.

Moxxie: That machine really did a number on him.

Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling.

Lyle: Goodbye... my one true love.

Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it. Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it.

Lyle: All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value.

Blitzo: Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!

Loona and Y/N walked over to the trio.

Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

Moxxie: Should we go in there and tie it for him?

Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back.

Blitzo's cat sock, and Y/N's comic and sunglasses were blown away by the blast, making them sad.

Loona growled as she looked inside. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

Lyle: Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!

Blitzo and Moxxie were recovering from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head.

Blitzo: Who the fuck are they?

Moxxie: Oh, no! Sir, those are...

Cletus: Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!

Lyle: I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!

Collin: We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances.

Blitzo: Oh, HEEEELL no!

An angry Blitzo rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

Blitzo: Don't listen--

Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him. Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie peeking in.

Moxxie: Lyle Lipton, it is our--

Moxxie glances at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle.

Moxxie: ...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die.

Millie: I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?

Loona: Gramps, just save yourself the trouble and stop breathing.