Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

C.H.E.R.U.B

Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!

The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Millie takes out her black axe.

Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!

Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.

Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!

Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!

Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.

Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?

Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!

Loona taps on her phone.

Loona: Just sayin'... the front door would've gotten you here fine.

Loopty: Shut up, dear furry!

Loona growls in anger. Y/N hugged her tightly. She immediately calmed down and hugged him.

Loopty Goopty appears in front of Loona and turns to Blitzo.

Loopy: This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

Blitzo: Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent.

Loona walks away holding Y/N, as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

Loopty: What "o"?

Blitzo: Aww, thank you. Now, what's the tea, sis?

Loopty: The TEAAAA?!

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.

Moxxie: Guys, help!

Blitzo: Yeah, why are we killin' this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?

Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.

Moxxie: LOSING... OX--!

Loopty: He was... my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!

An old film montage in brown shades depict Loopty's early life.

Loopty: My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!

Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics". The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. A line of text fades into view at the bottom of the screen reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day", with a question mark at the end joining it seconds after.

Loopty Goopty: Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier." Loopty is briefly seen slapping Lyle on the ass.

Loopty: It could've saved all three trillionaires!

Cuts to the interior of the De-age-ifier machine. The handle twists and the door swings open. Cuts back to Lyle and Loopty. Lyle puts on his goggles and the two step into the machine.