a regretevator story but i smoke 1000 kilograms of crack while writing it

Flesh, Squishies, And Mines

Poob woke up from the comma and was confused

Poob: "Man why was i fucking slapped and why do i have blood on my mouth?"

Bive: "April Fools!"

Poob: "K"

they did the macarena until they reached a squishy playground, a voice from above said

Gregoriah: "Bla Bla Bla this thing is old and i want to go home, flood thingy"

The entire fucking playground was flooding with squishes, Bive's Cigarette was thrown into the flood, she was mad

Bive: "THATS MOTHERFUCKING IT. I AM AT MY BREAKING POINT, We will NOT tolerate this"

Bive took her Toyota Camry Hybrid out of the elevator, and drives against the wall, the car drives up the wall to the control room where he throws a light up cigarette at Gregoriah, making him catch on fire and die

Bive: "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALL NOT LET ME SMOKE"

Poob: "BRO YOU FUCKING KILLED THEM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

Then they enter the elevator with Gregoriah's melted corpse sitting in a corner of the elevator, then they do the fortnite default dance until the next floor, that is... Scrimbloman's Birthday?

Scrimbloman: "Hey, i havent seen you! its my birthday!"

Player: "Scrimbloman? No this cant be i thought you were DEAD!"

Scrimbloman: "ITS ME ITS ME!"

They entered the elevator and now its full, Player Playerson was skeptical, Bive and Poob were teaching the faker how to smoke yeah i know fleshcousin only mimics players currently in the elevator but what matters anymore, well they were doing stuff until the cops came by

Cop #1: "Mr.Noobino, you are under arrest for possesion and dealing of cocaine"

Cop #2: "Also what is that thing on the elevator's corner"

Bive: "nothing its just an art project, the Toyota Camry Hybrid is ALSO a art project"

Cop #1: "Okay, Poob, you will be sentenced to be on top of the ice cream car on the minefield"

Poob: "NOOOOOOOO!"

Cop #1 and #2 make a portal out of fucking nowhere and drag Party Noob into the portal

Bive: "Well, now we know what to do!"

Player: "Dont tell me you are going to throw ignited cigarettes at cops!"

FleshCousin: "THAT SOUNDS FUN! DO IT!"

lotsa of time later they arrive on the minefield, they separate each other to reach Poob, who is chained to the ice cream car

Poob: "HELP ME! LIKE, ACTUALLY HELP!"

Bive goes with her Toyota Camry Hybrid thru the middle part, not caring about the explosions, Player goes through the right side, being careful, FleshCousin goes through the left side, eating the landmines, burping explosions, Bive throws a cigarette to the chains and frees Poob, Player  comes in to batter the first cop, FleshCousin just burps, killing the other cop, everyone gets in the Toyota Camry Hybrid to the way to the elevator

Poob: "You saved me! Thanks!"




To be continued