hogwarts social media!

002

gem's POV

*on call with harry*

"wOt"

"yeah..."

"and you ship this?!"

"it's a cute ship!"

"it's me and draco!"

"draco and i, darling."

"you think i care about grammar right now? you ship me with your cousin!"

"it's cute!"

"it's weird!"

"you could write an essay about how brown his eyes are!"

"excuse you, his eyes are silver slash grey with hints of blue."

"..."

"oh"

"yeah"

"i'm gonna go-"

"good idea, see you later, love"

"yeah, see you, darling"

pigrash squad🤪🥵😎

haz<3
so

roonil
im guessing u found out what drarry is

herms
and that gem proved that you're a simp for draco

zucchini
and that dracos a simp for u

haz<3
idk about the last part but uh
yeah to the others

you
mhmm

theo
...

gin
...

luna
...

dracko
...

gin
AHHHHHHHHH

haz<3
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dracko
what

herms
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dracko
bro what

haz<3
h-h-hi uwu

dracko
harry shut up
why is every1 screaming
with the fking s gem, i see u

you
ruined my joke :((

dracko
idc
harry, i've known for a WHILE

haz<3
same honestly
wanna make out?

dracko
eh sure
nothing new

you
...
ignoring the fact that you're making out with my boyfriend later
ft. phoebe bridgers?

dracko
taylor's version?

you
from the vault?

dracko
WHICH REMINDS ME
APRIL 19TH

you
OH YEAH
LISTENING PARTY

dracko
YUHHH

haz<3
AYYYYY
im so excited for the black dog
*wipes tear in depression*

you
it's okay darling, so am i

roonil
what

haz<3

the black dog institute is a mental health thing idk im depressed

roonil
oh

dracko
oh

pansy
oh

haz<3
eh it's okay i have amazing friends<3

*everyone sends hearts and "we love you"s*

*everyone is happy*

pansy
so uhm
have y'all heard about drapple

you
PANSY SHUT THE ACTUAL FUSRGAEZFD

haz<3
i stole her phone, whats drapple?

pansy
nothing

you
i stole my phone back, i've decided to say it
for blackmail purposes obvi
drapple is draco x green apples

haz<3
omg I ship

mel
why tf is harry making out with my boyfriend

you
how tf do i know
wanna make out

mel
hell yeah

you
ror at 7?

mel
let's do it, bitch

dracko
why am i okay with this
harry should i be okay with this

haz<3
nah it's fine, i'm ok with it too
my dorm, same time? ;)

zucchini
why must i witness this

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a/n: hehehehehehehe. wtf that autocorrected to neurosurgeons. n e wayz, since mel is based on my bsf irl(whose name is mel) and we say this shit all the time, it'll be quite prevalent here. if you're uncomfy with that i'm sorry but we're crazy so🤪