1st Person Pov:
"So, I'm here, why?"
"We need help getting that teenage boy's attention," Ijichi informs me, pointing at a scrawny tall dude with a fire-ass emo side part.
I fw with that side part so hard. They're only acceptable if they're used in an emo way. But, now that I think abt it, he's wearing it in a middle-aged white woman way.
I lied. I don't fw with that side part.
"Why can't Yuji do it," I ask, wondering why I was missing out on quality Maki time.
"Well, he doesn't have all the qualities you have."
"So, you want me to seduce him?"
"..."
"I did not say that," Ijichi defends himself.
"It doesn't sound much better in other words," Yuji speaks up.
"Yeah. What the hell, Ijichi."
"So, you coerced a teenage girl into sneaking out of school to seduce a teenage boy for the sake of information? Ijichi, your case really isn't defending you," Yuji states.
"C'mon, Ijichi. Not cool, man."
"SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU!"
After we got the little case sorted out, we snuck behind the dude now known as Junpei.
"Where's his uniform," Yuji asks, referring to Junpei.
"It looks like he hasn't been attending school for some time," Ijichi replies.
"Well, I guess you could say the same for me too. So, hey, how's everyone doing," Yuji asked.
"Meh. Megumi got his ass beat, but I saved him. For the first time ever, we got along! But then we got separated by some mad haters. They hate to see a queen winning," I inform him, upset at the memory of my separations. Luckily, this made Yuji smile.
"So, what do we do now," he asks.
"We're going to use that," Ijichi answers, looking at a small cage of curses.
"Huh? Is that a cursed spirit," Yuji questions.
"Was it a shriveled-up dick in it's past life," I mumble.
"It's a flyhead. Get it right, (Name). It's a low-level curse that doesn't even qualify as a grade four."
Yk, if I was a cursed spirit, I'd be upset if I were weaker than a grade 4. But, ig that's how people see my family.
"When there are no people around, we'll release this curse to attack him," Ijichi elaborates.
"HUH!?!?"
"Yuji, calm down. It won't hurt him," I interject.
"Then, one of four things will happen.
If he's a normal person who can't even see curses, you will save him.
If he can perceive the curse but has no means to deal with it, then likewise, save him. Afterward, we'll question him about the theater incident.
If he exorcises the flyhead with Jujustu, then we'll immediately restrain him."
"Restrain him how," Yuji interrupts.
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𝙼𝚢 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙶𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚍 (𝚈𝚊𝚗 𝙹𝙹𝙺)
Humor"Bout to be an academic threat. :3" "I think you meant, 'a threat to academics,' (Name)." "This juicy ass is a threat to academics, alright." (Name), daughter of (M/N) (Last Name) and (M/N 2) (Last Name). That's right. She has two lesbian mothers...
