STAFFROOM

PART 1

ITS 11.30 IN THE MORNING, NOT EVERYONE IS PRESENT IN THE STAFFROOM.

RD - Gaurav Sir...

GW - Aaj bade khush lag rahe ho aap?

RD - Pehla din hai lectures ka toh khushi toh banti hai

GW - Sahi baat hai

RD - Waise ye baaki ke log kaha gaye?

GW - 11.15 ho rahe hai aate honge

GULKI ENTERS,

GJ - (on call) Nahi aaj possible nahi hai, nahi yaar ek toh waise bhi lectures ka pehla din hai aaj kaise chutti maarti? Half day bhi nahi kyunki pehle hi din mera 4.50 lagwaya hai.. Sorry! Aur mai tujhe ab baad mei call karti hu college pohoch gayi mai. (she keeps her bag on the table and turns behind and saw gaurav and rishi staring at her) Kya?

RD - Gaurav Sir, aapne toh kaha tha ki 11.15 ho rahe hai. Kahi aapki ghadi 1 ghanta peeche toh nahi chal rahi na?

GW - Wo sab chhodiye ye sochiye ki baaki log late ho gaye

RD - Haa na

GJ - Udao udao yahi kaam hai na tum dono ko.... Gulki bhi jaldi aa sakti hai.

GW - Aapka 11.50 hai kya?

GJ - Mai akeli aisi teacher hu jisko zindagi mei naahi kabhi 11.50 milega aur naahi 5.30

RD - Toh jaldi kyun aayi ho?

GJ - Bas yoon hi, waise bhi ye Mohena ne mera 4.50 lagwa diya hai

GW - Aur mera 12.30

RD - Time table mil gaye?

GW - Nahi

RD - Toh kaise pata ki 12.30 ka lecture hai

GW - Class teachers ko toh mile hai na, toh joh class allot huye hai uss class ke class teacher se le liya

RD - Kon?

GW - Yukti Ma'am aur Manisha Ma'am

DISHANK ENTERS,

DA - Good morning... (saw gulki) Haainn? Good afternoon ho gaya? matlab mai late ho gaya aaj... arey yaar mujhe toh laga tha jaldi jaa raha hu karke

GJ - Ho gayi nautanki? yaar mai bhi aa sakti hu jaldi samjha karo

DA - Masti kar raha hu yaar...

BHAVIKA AND TANVI ENTERS,

GW - Wo dekho seeta-geeta jhagadte huye aa rahe hai

DA - Aaj kya hua?

TD - Ye Bhavika late kara di

BS - Ohoo! Ulta chor kotwal ko daante? Metro station pe books dekhke kon ruka tha?

RD - Books? Ha phir toh ye Tanvi ma'am hi ruki hongi (laughs)

GW - Par aap dono late kaha huye ho it's still 11.40..

TD - Ha (saw gulki) Nahi..... Late ho gaye hum

BS - Nahi yaar late nahi huye hai..

TD - Gulki kaise aayi phir? Iska matlab hum late ho gaye na

GJ - Aree mai bhi jaldi aa sakti hu, koi paap nahi kiya jaldi aakar

BS - Phir thik..

PRIYANSHU ENTERS SINGING SONG..

PS - Wadon se apne mukarta nahi, marne se mai kabhi darta nahi... Good morning ma'am, good morning sir (saw gulki) Good afternoon bhi ho gaya itni jaldi? Abhi cabin se nikla tha toh 11.35 ho rahe the