This isn't really a oneshot, just something I came up with.
Each time there's like the contact name it's a new one.
Matt
Riddle
Y/L/N
Where are my cookies?
Why do you suspect me?
You're the only one who knows about my secret stash
Shit
Where are they?
MATTHEO WHERE ARE THEY?
I CAN HEAR YOU RUN
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE ASSHOLE!
Matt
Hey, Y/N, you got the homework answers??
We had homework?
WTF Y/N! SNAPE TOLD US LIKE LAST WEEK!
Bold of you to assume I listen to anything the teachers say
Salazar help me
Matt
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
┌(・。・)┘♪
Y/N?
You okay?
Yea
I'm fine
Why?
ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!
YOU SHOULD BE ASLEEP!
It is?
Oh, yeah
I didn't know
Y/N
Yea?
How did we become best friends?
Matt
Riddle, help me outta this
Umbitch gave me detention
What did you do???
I just told her my sister had the same pattern on her curtains as the dress she wore
and that I loved the curtains more
WHY?
IT WAS THE TRUTH!
Are you gonna help me out or not??
No
WHY NOTTT?
Because you did stupid shit and you gotta pay the price for it
That sounded like a Gryffindor but with curse words
But PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE COME GET ME OUTTA THIS
MATTHEO
RIDDLE
MATTHEO FUCKING RIDDLE
ANSWER ME GODDAMIT
I hate you
Matt
I never knew girls were that obsessed with you
tf are you talking about?
I just walked past a bunch of ravenclaw girls and glanced
at one of their phones cuz they were all giggling and shit
They were watching an edit of you
THERE ARE EDITS OF ME??
Yes, and I warn you, don't check tiktok
You did, didn't you?
That's why I warned you
Okay, that's all I got for best friends for now.
I'll probably make more, in different relationships. Some might even form a story. I'll see what I can do. If you have requests for this, make sure to leave them here or message me in private, your choice.
Of course there will still be oneshots!
Oh, and we're very close to 3k reads, like VERY close. I want to thank you very much for that. This book is my most popular. I love you all!
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Mattheo Riddle x Y/N oneshots
FanfictionThe title says it all: short stories with Y/N and Mattheo. Yes, there's smut in it, don't worry! Y/N is always female, unless it's mentioned otherwise. You can leave requests! This one is doing so GOOD! I love all my readers already! No idea who dre...
