Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Spring Broken

Loona: You four have been screwing around on Earth this whole fucking time... without human disguises?!

Y/N: When I would go... I just wore sunglasses and said I had a bad skin condition.

Loona:...Ok that works.

Blitzo: Okay, new plan!

Blitzo quickly scribbles on a piece of paper and hangs it on the easel. It shows Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them.

Blitzo: Loonie can help lure the humans to us, and we'll take care of the rest. Okay, how about that?

Millie: Flawless logic.

Y/N observed the scribbled drawing on the easel, depicting Loona surrounded by humans with hearts around them, and listened to Blitzo's proposal. He took a moment to process the information, considering the plan's implications.

Loona held his hand and kissed his cheek.

Moxxie: I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre!

Blitzo: Well Pinhead and the Cenobites have done it. I mean come on, they practically invite people to solve their puzzle box.

Y/N: Actually, Blitzo, that's not quite accurate. The Cenobites don't just, um, 'invite' humans who solve the Lament Configuration. They, um, submit them to extreme physical torture, as a way to, uh, reveal all of the hidden pleasures of intense pain for all eternity. And, uh, my dad, he's not just, um, condemning those who open the box purposely. He's also, um, transforming certain humans or animals into Cenobites, subjecting them to a life of, um, eternal torture and suffering.

Millie:...Well he seems like a nice man.

Blitzo: Anyway, I got that covered, Mox.

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Later, Blitzo puts up a ratty flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Blitzo, a dead victim and horses. Blitzo walks to Moxxie.

Blitzo: Now... we wait.

Moxxie: Sir... there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammar flyer!

Moxxie and Blitzo look to see demons lining up, including Travis, looking at the flyer. Blitzo grins smugly and elbows Moxxie. Blitzo strolls toward the other demons.

Blitzo: Now, who's first?

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People happily walk around, relax and talk. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Y/N, and Loona hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.

Blitzo: Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em. You got the list, Loonie?

Loona skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff.

Loona: Got it.

Meanwhile, Y/N, feeling increasingly uncomfortable with the situation, began to edge away from the group, his unease palpable. He glanced nervously around, searching for an opportunity to slip away unnoticed.

However, before he could make his escape, Blitzo noticed Y/N's movement out of the corner of his eye.

Blitzo: Hey, where do you think you're going?

Y/N: Um, I-I'm not staying. I-I can't do this. It's... it's too much. The noise, the crowds, the sudden movements... it's all... it's all gonna be too overwhelming.