Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Spring Broken

Blitzo: We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore-ass face...

The I.M.P. members give a Verosika drawing several middle fingers. The Verosika drawing bursts into tears. The scene cuts back to the meeting.

Blitzo: Do you have... any questions?

Moxxie: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?

Blitzo: That wasn't a question.

Moxxie: That wasn't a plan.

Blitzo: I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Mox. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.

Moxxie: A what now?

Blitzo: I'm callin' ya slow, Moxxie. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dicked troll?!

Moxxie: *Well, why don't you take an art class?

Blitzo: Why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are?!

Y/N: Um, do we, uh, really need to do all of that? It seems like, um, there might be, you know, other ways to, uh, win the bet without, um, going on a murderous rampage. And, uh, the canoe part with the, um, sharks and maybe a goose? It's, uh, very specific. Are we sure, um, that's the best plan?

Y/N asked, tilting his head slightly as he spoke.

Blitzo: Well, kiddo, if we fail, you're gonna be working for Verosika.

Y/N: Wait, what? When?

Moxxie: He'll be what?

Millie: Say what now?

Loona, who had been listening quietly, suddenly burst out in anger, her tail bristling and her ears flat against her head.

Loona: What the hell, Blitzo?! You can't just bet Y/N like he's property!

Blitzo: Hey! Don't look at me! That was Verosika's idea—if they win, she gets you.

Loona: What?! No way! That's not happening!

Y/N: Um, why does that make you so angry?

Blitzo: Yeah, that was Verosika's condition. She seemed pretty confident... or maybe she just really wants to win Y/N over. Either way, that's the deal.

Loona: Well in that case, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?

Blitzo: Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of FREAKS up there who'd drool all over you!

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona simultaneously break the fourth wall by glaring disapprovingly at the camera.

Y/N, feeling a bit bewildered by the sudden shift in tone, looked around the room with a perplexed expression. His confusion was evident as he struggled to comprehend what was happening and what he was supposed to be looking at.

Y/N: Um, what's going on? What are we looking at?

Y/N's confusion deepened, leaving him feeling like he had somehow missed an important cue or piece of information.

Loona: Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along.

Blitzo: Wait, say that again.

Loona: I can... blend in...?

Loona shrugs as she inquisitively tells Blitzo that she can disguise herself.

Millie: Do you have a human disguise?

Loona: Yeah. Don't you?

The imps nervously look at each other, eyes side to side.