Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Spring Broken

Millie: What's sex with her like?

Moxxie: Millie!

Millie: Whaaaat?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like.

Moxxie:...Touché.

Y/N: I'm...not comfortable saying.

Blitzo: Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, j- find a temporary spot for that truck.

He tosses the keys to Millie, who gleefully catches them and runs to the driver's side.

Blitzo: Okay, Loonie, Y/N, Moxxie, let's go handle this shit.

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Loona, Y/N, Moxxie and Blitzo were stepping out of an elevator. Loona walks nervously forward and mumbling.

Loona: Do you think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today! God! Y/N's dad already hates me! And I'm a terrible girlfriend for not paying attention to Y/N!!

Blitzo smiles at her with shining eyes.

Blitzo: Oh, you look perfect, Loonie! Like always~

Loona narrows her eyes and scowls.

Loona: Shut UP, da—

Blitzo looks at her with adoration on his face. Loona catches herself almost referring to Blitzo as "dad" and shoves him aside.

Loona: Urgh! Blitzo!

Loona checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Blitzo before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment.

Loona: Oof! Oh. Woah...wait no. I'm in a committed relationship. But your...wow.

Y/N: W-what was that?

Lonna: Y/N's the only man I wanna sleep with!

Y/N:...O-ok. I was...just asking what you said...but thank you...

Vortex glances down at Loona. Blitzo smiles at Loona before he gasps in shock. Loona blushes and wags her tail. Blitzo then moves between Loona and Vortex, his arms out.

Blitzo: Hiiii, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?

Vortex mentions to a nearby room with neon pink hearts over double doors. "V" and "M" are spray-painted on the door windows across from the I.M.P. office room.

Vortex: She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor, so they rented one here on this one. It's cheaper.

Y/N: Oh, she's not far from here.

Blitzo: Oh, COME ON!

Vortex: Sorry, man.

Just then the elevator door opened up and Chatter, Look See, and Colossus walked out. Vortex's face fell.

Moxxie: Is it just me, or is it getting colder in here?

As the Cenobites — Chatterer, Look See, and Colossus — make their imposing way down the hall, the atmosphere tenses. Chatterer, with his characteristic unsettling clicking, holds the puzzle box tightly, its surfaces gleaming ominously in the dimly lit corridor. Y/N, recognizing the gravity of their presence, instinctively steps back and out of their path, keen on avoiding any direct confrontation with these beings from his father's realm.

Moxxie did the same.

Blitzo and Loona, however, aren't as quick to react or perhaps don't fully grasp the significance of these figures. As the Cenobites march forward, they rudely shove Blitzo and Loona aside. The abruptness of the gesture sends Blitzo stumbling, his eyes widening in shock and a mix of anger and confusion crossing his face.