Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Spring Broken

Blitzo called out after him, his voice filled with concern, but Y/N didn't stop. He ran, desperate to escape the sensory overload that threatened to consume him, his mind racing with a thousand thoughts and fears.

Blitzo: Oh shit! Y/N! Come back!

Moxxie: Sir! What do we do?!

Blitzo: I'll go get him before Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Teeth, and Tweedle See, find out.

The fanboy runs toward Verosika on stage as she sings the next chorus in "Vacay to Bonetown" but Vortex notices and punches him into the ground, head first. He drags the man away in the distance. Loona walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra, but is stopped by Josh, who smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She backhands him hard.

Verosika: Now, who wants a piece of this?!

Verosika tosses her Beelzejuice bottle into the ocean, creating a golden spillage. A catfish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.

Loona walks over nervously toward Vortex.

Loona: Heyyyy... you...!

Vortex: Oh, hey. You're the hound workin' for my boss's freaky ex, and current boyfriend?

Loona: Yeah. Sorry if that's weird.

Vortex: It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care. Plus, from what I've heard about Y/N, he seems like a pretty good guy.

Loona: Yeah! Yeah. I'm Loona!

Vortex: Okay. I'm Vortex!

Loona: That's hot... (Ah! What the hell am I doing! I'm in a relationship!!!" I mean, like, literally, y'know, 'cause vortexes... y'know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?

Vortex: Uh, yeah. I guess, but my friends call me Tex.

Loona: Oh, yeah? I wish I had friends. I mean... No, I mean, I don't... I... I don't have friends. Well, I have a boyfriend! He counts...oh shit.

Blitzo arrives and stands between them.

Blitzo: Am I... interrupting something?

Vortex: Nah, man. Just having a conversation.

Blitzo: "Conversation" leads to HPV!

Moxxie and Millie hide behind metal barrels.

Moxxie: And... we've lost him. It's looking like it's up to us handle this list.

Millie: Hell yeah! Team M and M, gettin' shit done, makin' the moneys!

Moxxie and Millie run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.

They follow a guy to the tent, but run into Colossus, who growled at them both.

Moxxie: Oh crumbs...

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Loona: Blitzo, get the fuck out of here! You're gonna get us all into shit!

Blitzo: I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job.

Loona: What, I can't have a break?

Blitzo: We have a parking spot on the line! And Y/N's employment!

Vortex: Hey, dude. Why don't you chill out?

Blitzo: Why don't you stay out of it?! Okay, this is our business!

Blitzo holds up a drawing with his tail that shows a diagram of himself killing a human equaling money and earning money equaling a horse.