A vampire in naruto

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Rima's POV:

"goddamitt"

Ugh I hate world travel. I mean yah it's fun to mess with the characters but the traveling makes you feel like your having a hangover. I get up and look at myself using a mirror Ken has previously packed. .........

......... DAMMIT I FORGOT TO DRINK MORE BLOOD! you see a vampires full age is indeffinite but we all appear about 16 in our 1st 16 to 100 years. At full power that is.. I used too much power and now I look like 6 or 7 years old! Ugh shit! Then I realized something. My clothes still fit. They were the ones that can change size. KEN KNEW ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME!!!? I am going to kill him when i get back home. I mean yah being a kid rocks when your in the naruto world cus you look less suspicious but he still coulda informed me! Stupid Ken. Suddenly I smell a human. Silently I lie down on the grass and position myself to look fainted. Wishing for my legs to be broken and ignoring the pain afterwards.

" looks Pervy Sage.it's s girl!" ... no shit. Stupid naruto. Wait naruto? Aww I was looking forward to successfully blackmailing Tsunade to stay in konoha which I guess I can still do but now I have to wait until naruto is gone.sigh.

"oi wake up!" Naruto said while gently shaking my shoulder. Time for the acting skills to cut in. Being a vampire makes you good at acting. Al was a natural without immortality.

Slowly I open my eyes and stretch before looking at them in confusion.

"who are you? Where am I?" I asked.

" Hello. My name is Jiraiya and this is naruto. Your in the outskirts of Konoha." Jiraiya said as naruto looked at the village in the distance.

" are you going to konoha too?" I ask with curious eyes.

"yes how about traveling with us?" Jiraiya said.

"sure!" I say in a perky voice.before looking worried" but I can't walk" I whisper in a small voice. Showing Jiraiya my legs. Naruto probably eavesdropping suddenly speaks up after noticing my situation. My legs were covered by my long dress so it was hard to tell that my legs were broken.... And bleeding. Stupid wish. Jiraiya was acting pedoish when I lifted the dress but now he looked serious.

"what happened?"

" s-some guys in black robes with red clouds went after my mommy and daddy and killed them I got away but they hurt my legs" I say as fake tears oozed down my cheeks. Yesh let's use the akatsuki. After a little thinking they decided naruto would carry me. Using one of my powers as soon as I touched naruto I went through his power, memories, thoughts. Everything. I even saw his dad and mom. As I rested my head on his back I saw something most would consider scary. The Kyuubi. I smirk at it in narutos being. Let's annoy it.

"oh it's sooo nice today don't you wanna go outside Mr. Kyuubi?" I say inside narutos body. The Kyuubi sniffed the air.

" you smell dead." he stated.

"no duh I'm a vampire." hearing the word vampire the Kyuubi growled.

" I find your situation so sad Kyuubi. You have been sealed away for soo many generations by MERE humans and you can't do anything about it." I say with sarcasm dripping on every word. He growled some more. Ugh I need to be annoying. I go up to the seal on the cage and pick at the corner of the seal that was coming off. Kyuubi looked at me hopefully then I firmly place the seal back on.

" psych~" I say before giggling and going back into my body that appeared as if I was sleeping. Hearing him curse all the way. Sigh this is a fun world to annoy people in. Naruto hands me to Jiraiya while he goes on a pole and says" I missed this place! It hasn't changes a bit!" ... What's the point of that? Stupid. Then I realized I still have that dead smell. Ummm I wish I smelled like ummmm vanilla and blood and human. Good timing too because kakashi was there after Naruto talked about how the village kinda changed. And that dude has a nose almost as good as mine and I reek of death. After naruto and kakashi caught up naruto ran off while Jiraiya updated kakashi on the akatsuki. Finally noticing me kakashi asked

" who's this?"

" a girl we found on our way here. From her descriptions she has been targeted by the akatsuki for reasons unknown."

Hook, line and sinker they completely bought it. Jiraiya called naruto back and handed me to him. What am I a Fricking parcel?! Whatever. I pretend to wake up as he finds Sakura.

"s-Sakura chan?" he cried.

"naruto?" she says in the same tone. They catch up and Sakura obviously gets pissed at naruto.

" Sakura can you heal this young lady's legs?" kakashi asks for me.

"oh sure."'Sakura mumbles.

I whimper as she straightens them and heals them. Suddenly she detected something. Eyes wide she exclaims,

" the bone hit an important nerve I can't fix it you might not be able to walk for any longer then 20 steps."

I nod. I can always wish for it to be better but I used too much of my powers. Thank goodness for blood pills. Blood pills are also scentless so kakashi and kiba won't be able to smell it. The group of people look shocked at my indifference when suddenly

"hey nii chan!" oh crap naruto is going to drop me. No don't do it konahomaru! For the sake of YOUR life don't do it.

"sexy no jutsu" he says. SON OF A BI- oh crap. As naruto said stuff to give sakura hope of him growing up. He suddenly says

"CHECK OUT MY NEW PERVERTED JUTSU" he makes a sign while dropping me before he gets beaten up by Sakura. Tsunade talks about how narutos just like Jiraiya and kakashi tries to calm her down. While konohamaru hides behind kakashi. I look at kakashi with pleading eyes but he doesn't notice. I tug on Tsunades cloak.

"ummm miss hokagesama can I please talk to you in private." I say in a timid voice.

Jiraiya finally noticing me exclaims." Naruto you dropped her!" ugh this is going it be a long day

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