The Unlikely pair

Bad boy

I woke up and do my morning routine, shower, get dressed and on Mondays I go round to Mrs Waker's. She always insists that I go around and she makes me breakfast. However her Grandson is the scourge of my existence

Link Wild

Ever since I first met him in my first year of primary school he would tease me and annoy me to the point where I would cry. Now we're both 16, it's gotten ten times worse! But I don't cry anymore and I have Daruk on my side when he's around,

I walk out of my bathroom in only a towel "What the hell!" I yell when I see Link looking around my room "what are you doing in here!" I ask covering my chest with my arms as he turns around

"My Grandma sent me, she said you told her you weren't coming round for breakfast and she was worried, but you look fine" he says looking me up and down

"Yeah so leave you perv!" I yell throwing a pillow at his head

"Jesus! I'm leaving!" He says before climbing out of my second story window

I shake my head and put on my school uniform. Since when did he do what anyone told him to do anyway?

"ZELDA GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!" Impa yells, she must be screaming if i can here her from up here,

she could be less rude when she comes to pick me up, theres literally a seven year old next door

"I'm coming!" I yell before running down the stairs and grabbing my bag, at this point she had started continuously beeping her horn at me

"There you are!" She says with a smile as I open the car door

"How impatient have you gotten?" I ask as I get in

"Did I just see Link Wild, your worst enemy, climb out of your window?" She asks

"Why do you say it like that?" I ask with a roll of my eyes "he was doing something that Mrs Waker told him to do" I say as she goes to pull out but Link's car zooms in front of her

"I never understand how you hate him so much! He's so hot and he's a bad boy which makes him 10 times hotter" she says and I roll my eyes again

"Ew" I say giving her a disgusted look

"Nobody can deny a bad boys hotness not even you Zel" she says

"Link disobeys the rule thats all he's not a bad boy"

"Believe what you want to believe" she says

"I will don't worry" I say and after a lot of arguing over, not just link, but other 'hot' boys we eventually get to our school

"Link!" I hear Mipha, a small red haired girl call as she runs over to us

I go to open the car door when, even though he left before us, Link parks right next to us so i have to be extremely careful I don't hit his car

"Oh sorry were you trying to get out?" He asks with a smirk, a cigarette trapped in between his fingers

"Your an ass" I say as he jumps out his car, I really wanted to just let the door open right into his car but I would be damaging Impa's car and she'd kill me

"Link!" Mipha yells this time to try and get Links attention

"What?" He asks rubbing the back off his neck, it wasn't in a rude way it was just a simple 'what', I don't know why so many girls fall for him

"You'll never guess who came back over the weekend!" She yells walking closer to him

I take this opportunity to open the door straight onto his calfs "oh you bitch!" He says rubbing his calfs as I get out the car

"Oh sorry were you standing there?" I ask with a smirk that mimicked his from not too long ago "didn't see you" I say slamming the door which caught Impa's attention

"Whats going on?" She says looking up from her instagram feed

"Who came back?" He asks as Impa gets out her car

Then we all watch as an obnoxiously loud car drives into the school car park

"Ganondorf" we all say perfectly synchronised as we watch his bright red sports car park next to Impa's

"Is that Link Wild?" He asks resting his sunglasses on top of his head

"Ganondorf!" Link says leaning against his car "hows it been?" He asks, virtually yelling over Impa's car

"Can complain" Ganon says getting out of his car

"Still look like a douchebag" Link says and Ganon scoffs

"Still sound like a dick" he says in return as he walks around Impa's car,

"God, if the your friendship was a disorder it would be bipolar because your on and off that frequently" Impa says and I nod

"I see Impa's still making those smart arse comments" he says

"I'm right fucking here" she says throwing her arms in the air

"Language" I scold her

"You literally said ass earlier"

"Thats not the same!"

"Zel is still the responsible one" he says giving me a quick glance over his shoulder

"You observant" Link says before looking at me "I'm getting you back Hyrule" he says one hand on his calf and the other pointing at me

"And you still have a crush on her!" Ganon says and Link's cheeks go bright pink

"What?" We both say "I don't have a crush on her?" He scoffs

"Charming, come on Imp lets go" I say and she connects arms with me before walking off

"He has a crush on you" Impa teases

"No he doesnt! He just said he didn't!" I say but as she goes to speak again I cut her off "Ah! I don't want to hear it" I say

"Because you know it's true" she teases with a small laugh

"I don't need boys anyway, all I need to be focussing on is getting into a good college" I say as we walk into the school building

"You're going to get into a good college, your smart! So relax a bit, date a few boys, do coke" she says

"Impa!" I yell

"Or not, just live a little" she says with a smile "I gotta go I've got a meeting with the deputy head about, um, you know...my behaviour!" She says before saluting me and walking off