Moxxie: Oh, you like that thing?
Millie: YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!
Moxxie: Ahhh... Finally, something I can handle.
Moxxie takes out some money and hands it to the carnie.
Moxxie: Okay! One game, puh-lease!
The carnie Imp rolls his eyes and uses his tail to hand Moxxie a pistol with a cork projectile in the muzzle. Moxxie does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye. Unbeknownst to Moxxie, the target barely moves. He makes a "ricochet" noise with his mouth and blows the black powder smoke clear of the gun, pleased with his marksmanship.
Carnie Demon: Ohhhh! Strike one, little man!
Moxxie: But, I hit it!
Carnie Imp: Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So, yeah...! No go, bro.
Moxxie growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge. Moxxie slaps the pistol in annoyance.
Moxxie: The Heaven's wrong with this thing?!
Carnie Imp: Oh, man. A real shame, I tell ya.
Moxxie hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.
Moxxie: Another!
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Stolas is gleefully clapping to the music, Octavia was hugging Y/N, who looked like he was on the verge of exploding.
Robo Fizz & Jack: ♫ --body sing along with the Loo Loo band! Ev'ry boy, ev'ry girl, ev'ry woman, ev'ry man loves Loo Loo Laaaaaaand! ♫
The show ends with Robo Fizz cackling maniacally. Perry faceplants onto the stage and falls to pieces. Stolas claps and cheers even harder.
Stolas: Ah hohohoho ho ho ho ho ho, how delightful!
Behind Stolas, an imp armed with a kris dagger rises from beneath the seats ready to stab Stolas, but the top of his head is quickly blown apart by a shot from Blitzo, who has taken up a position in the gallery behind the back row of seats while Imps scream in absolute fear and run away.
Stolas: Oh, my! What aim you have, Blitzy.
Octavia: Ugh! I can't do this anymore! Y/N! We're leaving!
Octavia grabbed his hands and dragged him off.
Stolas: Wait- Uh-... Octavia!
Octavia storms off, with Stolas following behind as Blitzo cycles his rifle, and prepares to give chase after his charges.
Buck: Would ya looky there!
Robo Fizz: Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up the-e-e-ere? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?
Blitzo: The 'o' is silent now!
Robo Fizz: A-A-Awwwww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here!
Blitzo removes his visors and throws them on the ground as he continues his argument with Robo Fizz.
Blitzo: Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo ripoff of an overrated sellout JESTER!
Robo Fizz: Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not, though, people lo-o-ove me! Does anybody love you...BLITZ-0?
Blitzo: No. But, I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!
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Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)
AdventureBlitz, a classic demon Imp, sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together, they attempt to survive each other while running a start-up in Hell.
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