Helluva Guy (Helluva Boss x Autisic reader.)

Loo Loo Land

Father: Goddammit, Nathan! You ruined another bloody photo! Why were you even born?!

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Elsewhere, Stolas is still running after his daughter.

Stolas: Octavia?

Octavia: Just leave me alone!

Stolas: Octavia!

Octavia runs into a building called the "Fun House." While dragging a now confused looking Y/N.

Inside, Stolas is confronted with a a surreal room of eyes, tubes, spikes, mirrors, and disembodied hands. He goes further into the room, looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Stolas, as a random Imp jumps upon his back.

Stolas: Umm, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!

The Imp covers Stolas' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Moxxie and Millie appear in the entryway, Millie having just shot the Imp with a pistol.

Stolas: Ugh, that's better. Where is Blitzy? He's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones.

Millie: He's, uhhhh... busy.

Moxxie: Being a fool.

Stolas: What kind of fool?

Moxxie: The "everything is now on fire" kind.

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Blitzo was talked to the ground by Jack, who made several attempts to bite his face off.

Blitzo grabbed his gun, and shoved it in Jacks mouth.

Blitzo: Suck this Glock!

He pulled the trigger and oil and metal parts exploded out of Jacks head as he went limp.

Blitzo: Abracadabra, bitch!

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Disinterested, Stolas leaves the imps, effortlessly dodging between two swinging pendulums, and heads down a tunnel into an adjoining room. There, he sees Octavia riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying and holding Y/N. Y/N looked like he wasn't sure what to do but was trying his best to keep her calm.

Stolas: Octavia...

Stolas discards the Loo Loo Land hat, which in response to his emotional state has gone from a goofy grin to a sad frown.

Stolas: I take it you are... not having fun.

Octavia: I didn't even want to come here!

Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I... I thought you loved it here.

Octavia: When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other... and my dad didn't flirt with some... weird red dickhead the entire time.

Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's... a lot. I, uh-- I should have listened.

Octavia: I just want to go home... but home doesn't even feel like home anymore... You ruined it. Y/N is the only one I feel comfortable around!

Y/N looked dumbfounded by that.

Stolas: You need to understand... your mother and I... I just-... I felt-... She's always been... I haven't been- Ha-... We weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words.

Octavia:Are you gonna run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?

Stolas: What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it, anyway. Plus, if Y/N has another meltdown, his father will be coming after us.

Octavia snorted out a laugh at that. But neither she or Stolas were sure if that would happen.

Stolas carries Octavia and Y/N out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Stolas. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Stolas immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The Imp immediately turns to stone and is knocked over by a pendulum. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Millie attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by the draconic creature from before, and swallowed whole, as Moxxie rides on its back. And crushes Buck.

Stolas, Octavia, and Y/N, leave the park gates.

Stolas: So, what would you like to do now?

Octavia: Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there.

Stolas: Hmmm, okayyyyy...

Octavia: Thanks, dad. You're okay, sometimes.

Stolas: Thank you, Via. Thank you.

Y/N was sleeping as he snuggled with Octavia.

Y/N: Teddy bear...

Octavia blushed and smiled at him.

Stolas: Why Pinhead doesn't like you two together, I don't understand.

A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, smoking and screaming. All three land in front of Stolas and Octavia.

Moxxie: Way to ruin another good thing, sir!

Blitzo: Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Comin'!

Moxxie and Blitzo fall unconscious. Perry grabs Blitzo by the horn and drags him offscreen.

Retcons

Y/N doesn't hate Fizzarolli or Asmodeus. In fact, they are family friends. Though, Fizzarolli is kinda the reason Y/N sold his characters to Mammon, leading Fizzarolli to feel guilty.