honkai star rail: the ghost of the zenin clan

filler: chatfic

Got lazy to write a chapter sooooooooooo here's this filler chapter because I am a lazy fuck

I love trash cans(caelus):"Yoo wassup"

Emo boy(Dan Heng):"morning caelus"

Photo girl (March 7th):"morning bestie! 🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟⭐🌟"

Boomer(m/n fushiguro):"mfuhhb"

Final lesson(himeko):" m/n your phone upside down"

Boomer:"oh thanks"

I fucking hate Otto(welt yang):"morning"

Makima but not a pedo(kafka):"hello trailblazers~"

Final lesson:"what the- caelus why is she here?!"

Average lol player(silverwolf): "not just her"

Emo boy 2.0 (blade):"I am not used to this technology"

Boomer:"same"

Makima but not a pedo:"oh hello m/n~"

Average lol player:"damn didn't know you pulled"

Boomer:"I had two wives for a reason"

I love trashcans:" damn dad why are ladies so interested in you?"

Boomer has sent four attachments:

Final lesson: "😳"

General lion(jingyuan):" iam not gay buuuutttt"

Emo boy 2.0:"You not only stole kafka and jingyuan away from me but also myself"

Final lesson:"wait no let's not get off topic why are the stellaron hunters here?!"

Boomer:"you guys heard something?"

Everyone:"nope" "nah"

Sword blondie(yingqing) has entered the chat

Sword blondie:"general do you know this woman? She said she knows you"

Sword blondie has sent an attachment:

Boomer has sent an attachment:

General lion:"uhm"

lady with a knife (jingliu) has entered the chat

Boomer:"OH HELL NO WHAT THE FUCK GET HER AWAY FROM ME"

I love trashcans:"dad why are you so scared of her?"

Boomer:"don't ask"

Lady with a knife:"scared?"

Boomer:"can you control space, create an space around you making you untouchable, mixed the color blue and red to make a purple orb that erases everything it's touches?"

Lady with a knife:"uhm no?"

Boomer:"oh thank god you're not gojo Satoru gojo reincarnated into a woman"

Emo boy:"gojo Satoru?"

Final lesson:"I heard that name before.... called the strongest"

I love trashcans:"have you meant him dad?"

Boomer:"uhhh I fought him twice when he was a teen once I won the other I lost"

Emo boy 2.0:"you lost to a child really?"

Boomer:"hey! This 'kid' can control space of fuck sake"

Makima but not a pedo:"true"

I love trashcans:"dad what's Between mom legs?"

Boomer:"paradise my son"

I love trashcans:"how about you?"

Boomer:"the keys to Paradise"

I love trashcans:"you need to change the locks because I see blade entering mom's paradise a lot"

Boomer:"oh don't worry son me and him go to Paradise a lot"

I love trashcans:"oh okay......wait a second OH HELL NO"