warning: dark humor.
Sama: Are you ready for this?
Bob: Not really ._.
Sama: it'll be fine :>
(She opened the door and they both walked in)
Sama: Father, we have something to tell you-
*bob vomits* ._.
30 seconds later
Bob: I think that went well ^^
Sama: you threw up and we both left.
Bob: nah that was all in the past.
Sama: it was literally 30 seconds ago..
Bob: thats a matter of opinion.
Sama: no it isn't, lets try again... -_-
(the two returned to Eldritch God)
Sama: Father we have something to tell you-
(bob cloriforms himself)
later again
Bob: I cloriformed myself didnt i...
Sama: yeah you did..
*He tries to do a second attempt but sama slaps the cloth out of his hand*
Sama: DON'T DO IT AGAIN!- Look, you take the lead this time.
*bob has a stroke*
Bob: so you see the thing is Sama and I- i'll just kill him. *pulls out a knife*
Sama: WOAH! WOAH!-
Bob: LET ME STAB HIM IN THE FACE!-
Bob: Mom, Dad, I'm gay.
Sama: WRONG! i hope ._.
Bob: IF I STAB HIM THE CHAINS WILL BREAK!
Sama: NO, BOB!-
Bob: THIS CAN BE SO EASY!-
Bob: when 2 people spend a lot of time together-
Sama: WHERE IS YOUR ARM!
Bob: Su hija y yo somos cómplices.
Sama: ¡No!
Bob: Mr Eldritch-
also bob: I'M FROM THE FUTURE! TELL HIM HE'S UGLY!
Bob: your freaky!
Sama: you cant even get that right!
*random things*
*random knife chaos*
Bob: i'm really bad at this arent i :^
Sama: Yea, Dad is never gonna find out about us..
Bob: oh, THAT'S what we're doing.
Bob: Mr. Eldritch I know this is hard to hear but I'm partners in crime with your daughter.
Eldritch God: Oh yeah that's fine- *gets stabbed*
Bob: whoops ._.
Sama: I think that went well! :3
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HumorWelcome to SCRIPTSPACE. your name is Ash and you have been writing scriptures for as long as you can remember. (haha lol funny OMORI reference)
