Sunny, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
Aubrey: You're a lying piece of shit!
Hero: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Sunny: I'm leaving and I'm taking Basil with me!
Mari, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Kel: If I fall...
Hero: I'll be there to catch you.
Aubrey: *looks at Basil* What if I fall?
Basil: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Mari: *watches these two interactions*
Mari, to Sunny: And if I fall?
Sunny: I'll be the one who pushed you.
Kel: Sunny, what are you doing?
Sunny: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Kel: You could always take it out and count it.
Sunny: Where's the fun in that?
Aubrey: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.
Kel: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.
Aubrey: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.
Basil: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
Sunny: Aubrey gave me a get better soon card.
Mari: That's sweet!
Sunny: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.
Sorry for not uploading on wednesday, had the day off and wanted to relax a bit
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
