*×♡!FUZZY L0VE!♡×* [REGRETEVATOR SPLIVE]

°♡♤FIRST MEETING♤♡°

a/n : this is my au tehehehe also this is when they meet so yeh

☆= Split

♧= Bive

¤= Gnarpy

NOTE THAT THIS CHANGES EVERYTIME!

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SPLIT'S POV:

*DING!* The elevator arrived at my floor - Splitsville! As I walked out of my seat, I would be expecting a crowd of players to enter the floor, I saw only Gnarpy and Extra Resident.

☆"Hello!"I greeted them.

♧"AGH UHMM HI.. JUST A QUESTION- ARE YOU RECRUITED BY THE MILITIA OR THE GOVERNMENT???.." They asked in a panicky voice.

☆"I'm not!" I replied.

¤"Ah. Her?? Don't mind her Zplit. Zhe'z alwayz paranoid and itz annoying me." Gnarpy said.

♧"S-SHUT UP..!!" She said in frustration.

*DING* The elevator stopped at Space Shop.

¤"Yezzzz! It'z my ztop. Bye lozerz!" Gnarpy waved. It's now just me and the new girl.

☆"I forgot to introduce- my name's Split! I'm an Extra Resident here. What's your name?"

♧"I'M... Bive.."

☆"I assume you're new here?"

♧"..Yes.." She flustered. She's actually quite interesting.. I kind of want to learn more about her! She seems like she's some sort of detective!

☆"Are you a detective?"

♧"I AM.. WHY..?"

I thought and thought. I finally came up with a joke!

☆"Well I have a joke!"

♧"UM. YEAH..?"

☆"Why do detectives stand so awkwardly?"

"Because they have a gut feeling!"

♧"MY GUTS ARE SPILLING..?"

☆"Hehe. No!"

"Just kidding!"

Bive let out a sigh of relief. I like her! She's really funny.

☆"Do you mind if I call you.. Bivey?"

♧"BIVEY..."

"I MEAN.. ALRIGHT?"

"BUT UMM."

"DO YOU WANT MY.. RADIO SIGNAL?"

☆"Sure!"

"It would be like music to my ears!!"

♧"HAHA."

"I GET IT. ITS A RADIO PUN."

Bive smiled. She exchanged ifone numbers with me. She's quite nice! I wonder why Gnarpy called her annoying.

BIVE'S POV:

AGHH SHE'S SO NICE.. SHE'S A REAL COMEDIAN.. AND I LIKE IT.. MY HEART BEATS FASTER THAN USUAL WHEN I INTERACT WITH HER. I TOOK OUT MY NOTES TO WRITE

《14/3/2024

SPLIT :

•NICE

•KIND

•COMEDIAN

•NOT RECRUITED 》

I THINK THATS ALL I NEED.. BUT I NEED TO MAKE SURE ABOUT SOMETHING.

♧"HEY SPLIT.."

☆"hm. Yeah?"

♧"DO YOU HAVE ANY SPIDERS..?"

☆"What do you mean?"

♧"SPIDERS CRAWL INTO BANANAS AND DISSOLVES YOUR CELLS UNTIL YOU CEASE TO EXIST.."

☆"Well I feel fine!"

"And I seem you're pretty real to me.."

"Just as real as my shell phone!"

I sighed. She was safe.. a-and she thinks I'm real..? 

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348 words !!! Goodbye