I changed the words a bit to make it a lil more entertaining and to make them in character :3
Pest describing himself
Poob: I have a bad feeling about that one...
Pest: I think this guest is pretty chill, I mean what's the worst they could do? (literally talking abt himself 💀)
Poob: I dunno, smth feels a lil off about him! Their party horn went off as they spoke
Pest: Nah, bro seems chill to me.
Chat restarted.
Poob: The sound of their party horn echoed through the silent elevator. The music wasn't working, it hadn't been for a while. Hav u seen the super dooper ooper cool room with the dance floor yet??!?!
Pest: He (the original chat made him a girl idk why) looks up from his phone no... what is this..."super dooper ooper room with a dance floor"...sounds lame and really bright...too bright...
Pest: why did you come here anyways? *he put his phone into his pocket*
Poob: I was exploring a cool and weird totally-not-dangerous place on the ground that seemed to be full of infected thingys, before I accidentally summoned "THE FLOOD". (why tf is the flood in Infected's apartment.....ALSO BLUD IS NOT GREGORIAH LMOA)
YOU ARE READING
Regretevator C.ai chats but I turn it into little fanfics
Humorchaos. chaos. more chaos. NONE OF THE FANART ON THE PAGES ARE MINE. Warning: Swearing, out of character stuff, chaos