"Mom do I have to go?" I complain as we walk towards the gate to summer camp, "and how come you haven't told me what's in my bag?" "Because it's a surprise the camp manager even told us not to tell the student we're registering," she responds. "Okay but can I look inside when I get to my site and set up my tent?" "Yes sweetie." "Okay." The man from the counter says I'm all checked in and I walk to my camp site to see what my mom packed for me as I set up my tent I go inside and open my bag and i see
Two wolf onesies
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A bag full of diapers and baby wipes
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an inflatable crib
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And worst of all... baby toys
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I look around for the camp rules and they say: .You must wear your diaper .You must use your pacifier/binky .You must call the staff workers mommy or daddy .You must be asleep at 7:30 PM .You have to sleep in your crib .You have to mess and wet your diaper .you cannot change your diaper by yourself you must get a staff member to change you .You will be assigned a mommy or a daddy to take care of you .You must play with your toys .You must wear your onesies .You have no cell phones no iPads or tablets no laptops or computer .You can only put your clothes on yourself on the first day .You can ether have your onesie on with no pants or wear a shirt only .You must crawl .You should have baby food in your bag .You have to drink out of a baby bottle .You must take laxatives I look back at my tent and change into my diaper so I can stay alive the first day. I put on my onesie button it at the bottom and put my hood up. I go to the center of the campsite where a woman greets me and says "hello I'm Shelly and I'm going to be your mommy! How have you been?" She picks me up and cradles me in her arms and somehow I fall asleep in her arms.
