Tmf dump book !

91 - incorrect quotes

Luke: catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

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Sean: hey mill what u doing?
Milly: trying to beat the bed crumb allegations
Sean: cleaning ur room?
Sean: can u talk like a normal person for once

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Luke: hey everyone. I'm gay.
Milly: no shit Sherlock
Sean: easy Milly. We're proud of you Luke.
Hailey: proud of u cuz!
Jake: I just hit someone with my car

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Milo: filled ur room with the fog machine
Jake: why would u do that
Milo: bored

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Milly: can we talk abt fish
Elliott: of course we can
Milly: they think they're better then me
Elliott: how dare they

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(Being kidnapped)
Zander: will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: shut the fuck up
Zander: I assume that means your providing a toothbrush

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Zander: my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

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Luke: "you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

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(Yesterday 8:56)
Henry: knock knock
Drew: who is there
Henry: big ole boner in my under wear
(Today 10:16)
Henry: 😂

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Person: aw he's so cute
Hailey: thanks he's a rescue
Jake: stop telling people that

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Zander: guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad:/
Milly: Zander's never had pizza with mayonnaise
Zander: Zander's never throttled someone to death with his bare hands either but unlike what you said, that can change any second

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Luke: I just accidentally absentmindedly ate a whole apple. Like I didn't even realize I was eating it until it was all gone. One moment it was in my hand and I guess my brain went consume
Jake: horse instincts
Luke: this is the scariest reply anyone's ever left on any of my messages what the hell

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Drew: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy." I would. Pussy
Drew: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward
Drew: "I'm the bigger person" I'm 5'8. Give me the gun bitch

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Milly: I got hit by a car once but u don't see me complaining
Zander: u just complained?
Milly: I'm actually not I thought getting hit by a car was fun

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Milly: go white boy go
Jake: you sent me this literally while I was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so I feel like u knew somehow
Sean: stop white boy stop

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Henry: man I could go for some upgamers
Liam: what's upgamers
Henry: WELCOME BACK TO MY MINECRAFT VIDEO

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Luke: I am a proud owner of an iq of 5 (and a half)
Milly: not for long!
Luke: please it's all I have

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Liam: truth or dare?
Henry: truth
Liam: I dare you to make out with me
Henry, climbing on Liam's lap: you best believe I'm not here to lose
Drew:
Drew: he didn't even choose dare

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Jake: bye Sean! Bye Milly! Bye Hailey! bye Luke! Bye Zander! Bye Sean!
Zander: you said bye Sean twice
Jake: I like Sean

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Hailey: help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a four letter word for disappointment
Zander: Jake
Hailey: *gasp*
Hailey: it fits!

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Zander: Luke, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Luke: you're my award, Zander
Hailey: jake, you deserve an award for putting up with me
Jake: yeah I do you're a real bitch sometimes

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Luke: I don't know if he'll notice but I slipped a little birthday note in Zander's bag to show how much I love him
Zander, pulling out a 100 page letter from his bag: what the fuck

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Drew (about Henry and Liam): been friends with the same people for 3 years now and I always keep their pictures in my wallet.
Drew: whenever I face difficulties in life I take out my wallet and stare at their pictures.
Drew: and it comforts me knowing that if I can survive being friends with these psychopaths I can survive anything.

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Luke: your smile? It makes my day.
Zander: your happiness? I live for that.
Milly: a room? Get one.

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Silly geese