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Drew: are u gay
Zander: yeah.
Drew: ew
Drew: do you wanna kiss me

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Hailey: honey
Jake: yeah wassup?
Jake: just realized u was saying the flavor u wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.

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Henry: you kiss guys on the first date?
Lia: I'm not kidding i literally think you should kill your self
Henry: on it! My bad

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Henry: let's make out violently
Liam: b more romantic Jesus
Henry: let's make out violently ❤️

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Jake: bc like... nvm sorry yeah it was dumb we don't have to watch together
Zander: this is how I imagined you saying this

 nvm sorry yeah it was dumb we don't have to watch together Zander: this is how I imagined you saying this

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Zander: does anyone have crayons? Bethany wants to color
Jake: you'd be the submissive one in a 50 shades of grey situation
Zander: okay.

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Luke: Dailey affirmation: just because he's good for your hole doesn't mean he's good for your soul🫶🫶🫶
Milly: PREACH LUKE
Hailey: period
Jake: PERIODSDD SLAY
Zander: huuuuuh
Sean: preach guys don't let a literal man manipulate you 🫶🫶
Milly: I love how all my male friends are girls girls❤️❤️

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Henry: he tells me to spit on it I be like HAAAAWK PUH
Drew: kill uourself.

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Zander: im so upset
Jake: why? What happened?
Zander: none of your business
Jake: girl? Fuck you I hope your day gets worse

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Milly: I microwaved my ice cream for too long and now it's hot
Zander: I hate you
Milly: you're jealous of me
Zander: I want to see you in the ground

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Zander: *sends a picture of himself crying*
Luke: stop being mean guys can't you see he's crying?
Milly: like a bitch

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Luke: how are you?:)
Sean: how about you
Luke: what
Luke: you didn't even answer me

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Luke: *pic of music club* my fav pic of us!
Drew: who is this
Luke: sorry wrong number
Drew: yall ugly

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Milly: when you feel your clothes fresh out the oven

Milly: OKQY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDW TORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OFJake: it's called a washing machineLuke: I think it's a dryer like who would be feeling wet clothes?Hail...

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Milly: OKQY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDW TORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
Jake: it's called a washing machine
Luke: I think it's a dryer like who would be feeling wet clothes?
Hailey: you guys are train wrecks

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(Not a ship they just goofing around)

Milly: yeah you stubborn fucking asshole
Jake: *pushed you on a locker and we passionately make out*
Milly: *doesn't stop you*
Hailey: what the fuck
Milly: I'm sorry did you need something?

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Zander: do u think I'm ugly?
Jake: NO! Why would u say that?
Zander: wait? What did I text
Jake: do you think I'm ugly?
Zander: yes
Jake: I hate u

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Hailey: why would you give Bethany a knife?
Zander: she felt unsafe
Hailey: now I feel unsafe
Zander: would you like a knife?

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