"Daddy daddy daddy hurry I saw something scurry!"
"Son, what's all this screaming for? You're going to wake the neighbors next door."
The man with the mostly red face looked up from his eldest kid to see a creature made mostly of black not far from his front porch. The creature's abnormal breathing was louder because of the skull that seemed to be attached to the antlers it dawned, which also seemed to be attached to the spikes sticking out of its hunched back.
"Get back inside, Россия"
