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This chapter is inspired by the content creator 'ailaughatmyownjokes' in youtube.Her videos will be used for inspo alot.But if she doesn't want me to post it I'll delete it like if she sees this.But her videos are awseome~~~

Also this chapter is fully Hogwarts.
And the pic above is not mine credits to the creator.
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Draco in Hogwarts walking through path of the chamber of secrets singing:Sangria..S-s-s-s-s sangriaaaaaaa
Chamber:The chamberrrr of secretsss is opennnnn~~~
Draco:Oop.
*Draco runs away*
Mysterious voice:I want blood........
Draco:....
*Draco is sleeping*
Mysterious voice:I want to ki-
Draco waking up:Shhhh!!No one cares!!
In the morning:-
Dumbledore:The chamber of secrets have been closed thanks to Harry potter.
Ginny:What I don't understand is how it opened?
Draco:Hey you,ya you with the silly question come here.
Draco using a hypnotising spell on her:You opened the chamber of secrets.
Ginny hypnotised:I opened the chamber of secrets.
(Wow that was long)
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Funneh petting a black cat:Aw kitty kitty!!
*Cat shape shifts to McGonagall*
Funneh:😀....
McGonagall:Why are you not in your class?
Funneh:Can we please forget about this?
McGonagall:Yes we may forget about this but now go to your class.
*McGonagall shifts back to a cat and walks away*
Funneh:Even as a cat she should still wear some pants...
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Rainbow:Professor McGonagall!!Professor McGonagall!!Where are you?!I just wanna know where the exams are??!!
Rainbow:*picks up a cat* Professor McGonagall?
McGonagall:Im right here.This has happened way too often.Also the exams are in the Great hall.
Rainbow:Ah yes sorry.
McGonagall:Now pit the cat down.
Rainbow:*Put the cat down* Sorry.

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Draco:Oh look who it is!Lunar.
Lunar:Oh hi Draco(Draco malfoy not allen)
Draco:I just wanted you to know that I studied really hard for the exam.
Lunar:Hehe ya really hard.
Draco:And I did not see you do the same.I can't wait to see you fail.
Lunar:And I can't wait to kill,season and cook your owl and get away with AGAIN.
Draco:Oh no Lunar.Please not again.

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Gold on her way to Hogwarts in the train with her friends:Its gonna take 4 hours.Im gonna put some music on.*puts on Gangnam style and vibing*
Friend no.1:Wait Gold no!
*The train just filled with music*
*The train stops and the lights and Golds phone is out.*
Gold:Oh no.*searching for something*
*Dementor gets in the compartment*
Friends:*screaming*
Gold: Oh no worries.I found a Bluetooth speaker.
Friend:Why is the dementor not affecting you?
Dementor:Because theres nothing to feed on.
Gold:Exactly.Is that a bad thing?
Friend:Ya?....

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Thank you so much for reading this!I hope you enjoyed it.And idk what to write anymore...😀