"dress up like Peter Pan run and jump on director fury desk and say hey captain patchy the pirate I am peter winter pan soldier and you are wired while throwing glitter in his face running away!"
Alrighty then, let's do this thing. *puts on Peter Pan costume* God, why is everything costume I put on so tight?
Fury! *jumps on him* Hey Patchy the Pirate, I am Peter Winter Pan Soldier and you are weird! *throws glitter in his face, then runs away*
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Fury is pissed now. *laughs* Hey, that wasn't as embarrassing as I thought!
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Dare the Winter Soldier
RandomCompleted, and thank God for that. This is a cringefest blast from the past, but it's good for a fun read here and there. For memory's sake.
