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~ Straykids ~

Lee know: old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next "

Lee know: they say it's a tradition

Lee know: so I started doing it at funerals

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~ pitbabe actors ~

Pooh: (yawns)

Pavel: yeah being that pretty must be tiring

Pooh: then you must be exhausted

Nut: can you like...not do it...in front of my salad?

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~ txt~

Taehyun: how's your boyfriend?

Soobin: I...don't have a boyfriend...?

Taehyun: I know I'm just reminding you;)

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~ pitbabe (bl drama)~

Charlie: I'm having a problem with a guy

Kenta: ....like you can't fit his dead body in the bag kinda problem or....you like him kinda problem?

Charlie: (processing)

Charlie: ....the second one

Kenta: oh....I can't help-

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~ NCT ~

Haechan: HYUNG JISUNG IS IN THE POOL AND I DON'T THINK HE'S WATERPROOF!!!

Taeyong: what

Renjun: he means Jisung is drowning

Taeyong: oh ok.....

Taeyong: wait WHAT?

Chenle: nooooo my boyfriend is drowning.....good he's stupid anyways

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~ thai bl actors ~

First: good morning.

Dunk: good morning.

Joong: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit

Khaotung: MORNING FUCKERS

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~ twice ~

Sana: on a scale from 1 to 10 you're a 9.

Jihyo: (pouts ) why not 10?

Sana: cause I'm the 1 you need (wink)

Jihyo: (screaming somewhere in the dorm )

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~ Aespa ~

Winter: and that's when it hit me...the best idea I've ever had in my entire life

Ningning: that's the worst idea you ever had in your entire life

Karina: you're just mad you didn't think of it

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~ thai bl actors ~

Joong: it's pretty cold outside....wanna hold hands?

Dunk: (smiles ) sure....

Pond: it's the middle of fucking Sumner

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~ enhypen ~

Jay: ( waking up after a long nap)

Jay: did I die? Is this heaven?

Ni-ki: HYUNG OPEN UP

Ni-ki: IT'S RIKI AND SUNGHOON

Jay: nevermind it's hell.

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~ Straykids ~

Interviewer: so, what are your members to you?

Bangchan: the reason why I wake up every day

Audience: that's adorable

[Earlier that morning ]

Seungmin: ( barging into Chan's room)

Seungmin: HYUNG THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AND CHANGBIN HYUNG IS TRYING TO WRESTLE WITH IT WHILE HYUNJIN AND LEE KNOW HYUNGS ARE FIGHTING!!

Bangchan: wait WHAT?!

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~ Blackpink ~

Rosé: I said I wanted McDonald's

Jennie: yeah and I bought you McDonald's....

Rosé: I MEANT A BIG MAC OR SOMETHING NOT THE ENTIRE FUCKING COMPANY JENNIE WHAT THE FUCK?!

Jennie: .....you didn't said it clearly

Jisoo: ......

Lisa: (disappointed but not surprised)

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~ kinnporsche la forte ~ bl drama

Porche: if I punch myself and feel pain, am I weak or strong?

Pete: strong

Vegas: weak

Porchay: A fucking idiot is what you are

Porche: (offended by his brother's response)

Macau: (proud boyfriend)

Vegaspete: (holding laughter in)

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~ kinnporsche la forte ~

Macau: I don't date guys

Porchay: (walks in )

Macau: I marry them

Vegas: I taught him well

Porche: bitch back the fuck off my baby brother!!!!