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Omegle :

"youre chatting with a random stranger. say hi!"

stranger: f or m?

you: why does it matter?

stranger: obviously you're a girl so hey babe (;

you: maybe i am a girl but i might be a hermaphrodite (:

stranger has disconnected.

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"youre chatting with a random stranger. say hi!"

stranger: asl?

you: not this fucking shit again.

you: why do you want to know damn

stranger: oh so you seem like youre a bitch so bye.

stranger has disconnected.

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"youre chatting with a random stranger. say hi!"

you: hi please dont ask me my asl or i will fucking rip your head off.

stranger: woah lmao

you: thank you!!

stranger: asl?

you: WHAT THE FUCK !!

you: whY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW.

stranger: because im a lonely person.

you: bye

you have disconnected.

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stranger: hey

you: hi

stranger: f or m?

you: im so done

you: okay whatever im a f

stranger: great because im a m (:

you: you do know i could be lesbian right???

stranger: are you!!?!

you: lol no

stranger: okay good

you: so

stranger: idk

stranger: whats your name?

you: im not telling you you could be like 80 years old.

stranger: im not but then fine bitch i will not tell you mine.

you: ok

stranger: its evan.

you: basic name

stranger: bitch

you: "yep thats me!"

stranger: how old are you? you talk like youre 14 tf

you: old enough bitch

stranger: woah

you: what about you?

stranger: "old enough bitch"

you: fuck you

stranger: when babe (;

stranger: lol you got kik?

you: woah chill fuck boy.

stranger: give me your kik!!!!

you: you lied.

stranger: what?

you: your name isnt evan...

you: its f u c k b o y.

stranger: give me your kik so we can talk please

stranger: ):

you: fine.

you: t_farmiga

stranger: gtg !! ill kik you.

you: no!!

stranger: i know youll miss me (;

you: no i meant dont kik me

stranger: fuck you

stranger: actually fuck me.

you: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I LOOK LIKE!!!!

stranger: you sound hot.

stranger has disconnected.

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this was shit.

btw theyre actually like 16 - 17 not the age they are right now. okkkk cool.

kik ; e.p (ON HOLD)Kde žijí příběhy. Začni objevovat