Things I think Everyone Should Know

Part Uno

Soooo

Welcome to the dark sideeeeeeeeee

I guess I should start with a little about me maybe idk

So

I have two brothers

I have a pet axolotl named Smiley McSquishikins who is the inspiration for most of my art

My family breeds Yorkshire terriers, so I have a ton of those

My family situation is a little weird and I'll explain that later ;w;

I am VERY introverted so if you see me in public here are steps on what to do
1. See me
2. Take in my utter awesomeness 5 seconds max
3. Do not make eye contact
4. Turn around
5. Take a step in the general direction of away from me
6. Walk away
7. Do not speak to me or ever come within 3 feet of me or I will plot your death

OK THX NOW YOU KNOW YAY

So

Lol thanks for reading