Y/N: Okay, that's a violation. Why are you giving us dumpster food?
Waitress: Another of the local farms has been mysteriously destroyed. The fifth this week. It's really messing with our food deliveries.
Fred: Mysteriously destroyed?
Back at the destroyed farm, the farmer and wife are packing when the gang arrives, and Scooby sees the farmer.
Farmer: You!
Scooby: Farmer.
Farmer: Dog.
Scooby: Lock up any innocent animals lately?
Shaggy: Like, okay, you two, we know you've got history, but go easy on the animosity there. Remember, your girlfriend is watching, Scoob.
Scooby: You're right. Sorry, Nova.
Nova is rolling around in the dirt.
Scooby: I just love the way she rolls in the dirt.
Daphne: Excuse me, Mr. farmer.
Fred: What happened to your farm?
Farmer: Farm? I ain't got no farm. It's gone, all of it. That horrible herd ate everything except the silo. Martha, we are leaving.
Shaggy: Like, did I just heard you say hear? I mean, uh, ha, ha, ha, hear you say herd.
Fred: Herd of what?
Farmer: Skull cattle. Ugliest darn things.
Velma sees hoof prints in the dirt.
Velma: Guys, look at these weird hoof prints. They don't make any sense.
Farmer: If you really want to get all nosy about it, you should talk to the other farmers in the area. The herd paid them a visit, too.
The farmer and his wife drive off. At the Farmers Barrel of Crackerness they hear a similar tale.
Fred: So, you're saying that this herd of skull cattle also destroyed your farm?
Woman: What's the matter with you? You got potatoes in your ears, huh?
Fred: Huh?
Fred checks his ears as Y/N facepalms himself.
Y/N: Not at the moment he does not.
Fred: I once had luminescent swamp moss stuffed in my ears when I was trapping toads as a baby. But it came out. Eventually.
Velma: Aye. Please, go on.
Woman: Like a plague of locusts they was. Coming out of the night, they devoured everything in their path.
Man: I reckon she's right.
Scooby: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Yeah, dog? You've got a question?
Scooby: I do. What's to eat around here? My girlfriend Nova's hungry.
Shaggy: Like, Shaggy is, too.
Woman: We got crackers and crackers.
Shaggy: Anything else to add a little, I don't know, flavor?
The woman gives them a large bowl of cheese.
Woman: We found this here sweet cheesy stuff on the road after them skull cattle went by.
Velma: Road kill sweet cheese? That is just Beyond disgusting.
Scooby, Shaggy, and Nova eat it.
Scooby and Shaggy: Speak for yourself. It's sweet cheese-errific.
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Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Male Reader)
FanfictionWhen Y/N was young he and his siblings lost their parents. To find out how it happened Y/N started to become a mystery solver. He eventually meets his friends, Fred Jones, Jr, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Shaggy Rogers, and Scooby-Doo. Together they...
The Horrible Herd
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