team heroes! (a groupchat fic)

6) malpractice

> DONPA KINGDOM RACERS (GC) <

segasonic: @pal-meraktis

segasonic: omochao what does your username even mean

is this chat dead

pal-meraktis: Maybe if you played a VN other than your own you would know!

walltrap: it's an ace attorney reference

pal-meraktis: Fuck you!

segasonic: context bud

walltrap: ???

it's in the name

pyre-princess: Oh. That's very on the nose, isn't it?

segasonic: litrally just malpractise

*literally damn

walltrap: *malpractice

ik there's probably the british version too but

they use "practice" for nouns

segasonic: okay i think thatsd enough silver

i dont wanna think about english grammar any longer than i have to

pink_cabriolet🔨: sonic it's been four years since this gc was last used

segasonic: never too late to revive something dead ames

pink_cabriolet🔨: y'know what? nevermind

my question is: WHY is classic here???

segasonic: wdym

hes always been here

pyre-princess: But he never chats and he also wasn't at Donpa Kingdom.

Why is he here?

segasonic: so do you guys remember that ad i did for sega hardlight a few years back

the one where i played apple arcade on my iphone

walltrap: lmao shadow went online as soon as you said that

segasonic: huh WHAT

pink_cabriolet🔨: he's typing

then deleting

then typing

what 🤨

→ all-hail-shadow deleted a message.

segasonic: that was fast

pal-meraktis: I'VE ALREADY SCREENSHOTTED IT, SHADOW!

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!!

all-hail-shadow: really?

pal-meraktis: Okay I shall go and delete it now sorry

all-hail-shadow: android is the only way to go.

it's blasphemous to think otherwise.

→ all-hail-shadow went offline.

pyre-princess: Was his profile picture an anime character?

pink_cabriolet🔨: WAIT

death battle made a video of him fighting the character in his pfp a while back

walltrap: OMOCHAO