extended summary inside!
in which maeve tanner and xolo maridueña are proof that hate and love are not so different
❪ xolo maridueña x fem!oc ❫
❪ social media x real life ❫
❪ -achillesheeI 2024 ❫
character: maeve tanner (she/her)
faceclaim: oliv...
SHOELACE please tell me xolo doesn't have your little brothers playing alcoholic mario kart like him and jacob do
JSTB excuse me beerio kart absolutely slaps
COOPER #1 beerio what sorry
THE INTERNET i would not let him try not whilst i can't even drink
PONYBOY CURTIS only like a month and a half to go
COOPER #2 speaking of birthdays xolito's birthday is uh tomorrow if jacob's calender is correct
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND that is correct though i'm bitter over you checking jacob's calender?? haven i've known you for years
COOPER #2 okay and if you want me to remember your birthday simply don't have a lame birthday
SHOELACE it is a lame fucking birthday to be fair
COOPER #2 what are we doing for your birthday anyway
JSTB beerio kart??
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND sure me and maeve are having a meal with my family in the afternoon
JSTB
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excellent so i'll have everyone assembled at our place for the evening
THE INTERNET everyone meaning us lot and the cast of cobra kai?
COOPER #2 very probably yes
PONYBOY CURTIS will i get to witness ralph macchio playing beerio kart
THE INTERNET'S BOYFRIEND highly unlikely
SHOELACE shame
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the next morning, maeve woke up first and in her childhood bed— two things that rarely happened. xolo was still asleep beside her, his forehead pressed gently against her shoulder and his curls askew. she straightened a couple of them gently as he stirred.
"it's not past nine. i wasn't aware you functioned that early unless you were getting paid."
"maybe i am getting paid," she kidded, leaning down to kiss him gently. "happy birthday, xolito."
