COD Bits and Bobs ( Reqs Open )

Peanut Butter Problems

Idk just had peanut butter on the mind.

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It all started when Ghost walked into the 141s private breakroom on base to find Soap in what looked like an intimate moment with a spoonful of peanut butter.

Ghost stopped in his tracks just staring at Soap as he shoved the biggest spoonful of peanut butter he had ever seen into his mouth. The sound of him chewing on the spread then popping his mouth as he scraped the sticky spread from the roof of his mouth with his tongue made Ghost cringe.

Who the hell eats peanut butter straight up?

Soap does. The Scot sat on the cracked leather sofa did.

Ghost sighed and shook his head, way too tired to even try and get Soap to explain to him what the hell he was doing. This was a mistake as this would not be the last time he found Soap absolutely devouring a jar of peanut butter.

The second time Ghost found Soap eating peanut butter was in the mess hall. The room was filled with all sorts of people. Their personalities able to roam freely within the safety of the cafeteria. Something Ghost wished didn't apply to Soap in this particular moment.

Ghost walked towards one of the cafeteria benches where the main 141 members sat. Everyone was eating the mystery meat and mashed potatoes whilst engaging in light conversation. Everyone except Soap.

No Soap was sat with a jar of peanut butter sticking his fingers into the jar then scooping the glob of crunchy gooey spread into his mouth. Ghost stood staring at the man with disgust. He wasn't even using a spoon or anything which just made the whole situation worse. It was disgusting.

Ghost sighed, throwing his plate down beside Soap.

“Do I need to remind you of your table manners Sergeant?”

Soap looked up at the man, his eyes flittering between his fingers, which were still shoved into the peanut butter jar, and Ghost.

“Had no spoons sir.”

Ghost rolled his eyes sitting down beside him and chucking his own spoon towards Soap.

“You're disgusting.”