PICK N' MIX- John Dory X Reader X Ploy// a trolls fanfic ♥

~♥ 𝙈𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 ♥~ -Part 1

Y/n- Your name 

Y/T/H- Your dream troll hair colour 

Y/T/S- Your dream troll skin tone

It was another lonely Saturday... surviving another day with nobody to love me; and as an extent, nobody to love. 

'I suppose I'll take a trip to the cinema... something to distract me from this repetitive life of constant isolation...' I thought to myself as I unhooked my keys from the rack. Of course it was only my keys, being the world's loneliest person and all. I pocketed them and started my journey to the cinema. 

I listened to some music on the way... one that always resonated in my heart in times like this. 

~I know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Shouldn't be with ya, guess I'm a quitter
While you're out there drinkin', I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout where I should've been
I've been lonely, mm, ah, yeahWater pouring down from the ceiling
I knew this would happen, still hard to believe it
Maybe I'm dramatic, I don't wanna seem it
I don't wanna panicI'm a sad girl, in this big world
It's a mad world
All of my friends
Know what's happened
You're a bad thingI know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Shouldn't be with ya, guess I'm a quitter
While you're out there drinkin', I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout where I should've been
I've been lonely, mm, ah, yeahLa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (I'm a lonely chic)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (Supalonely)Now I'm in the bathtub, cryin'
Think I'm slowly sinking, bubbles in my eyes
Now maybe I'm just dreamin'
Now I'm in the sad club, just tryna get a backrub (Lonely)I'm a sad girl, in this big world
It's a mad world
All of my friends
Know what's happened
You're a bad thingI know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Shouldn't be with ya, guess I'm a quitter
While you're out there drinkin', I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout where I should've been
I've been lonely, mm, ah, yeahLa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (Woo)
Lonely (I'm a lonely bitch)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (Supalonely)I loathe romancing in itself, yeah I'd be damned to try
I'm only dancin' by myself, so I don't slam my eyelids, but
Compostable cups, pop a penny, I-I can't stress this enough
I would hate to mess things up
But my boogie still stays freshless as-I know I fucked up, I'm just a loser
Shouldn't be with ya, guess I'm a quitter
While you're out there drinkin', I'm just here thinkin'
'Bout where I should've been
I've been lonely, mm, ah, yeahLa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (I'm a lonely chic)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (Supalonely)La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la (I've been lonely, I've been lonely)
(I've been lonely, by the way)
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Lonely (I've been lonely) ~

 I couldn't help but sing along a little, loosing a bit of my eternal suffering through the beats. I pulled up to the cinema and decided what movie I wanted to watch...

~Movie Board~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oppenheimer 

Trolls 3

Minions 2

Top Gun: Maverick

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul 

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Hmm... My singular friend (Gemma),  recommended Oppenheimer but that just sounds and looks so... drab. I'm looking for action... laffs... music... and most importantly., maybe someone... ANYONE to love. 

I stroll in, nobody's around except for this one kid, all on his own for some reason, completely hacking his lungs out. Where the f*dg£ are his parents? I ignore it and walk up to the counter where a woman's manning the till. Her name tag says 'Tilly'. Stupid fucking name. Tilly on the till. What kind of c tier rapper tag is that? Oh well. 

'Hey... could I get one ticket to trolls please...?'

'Tilly' looked me up and down. 

'For yourself? Arn't you a bit... old...?' 

I began to become enraged. 

'BACK OFF GHETTO GLAMOUR TOO TIGHT PANTS WEARING RAPSTAR WANNA BE.' 

'Wow. Okay.' 

'And i'll have a small extra salty-'

'we don't DO that.' 

'Well figure it out.' I thought for a moment. 'And a pick and mix.' (Wink wink ;) )

'Fine fat ass. Want a drink with that?' 

'No.' 

I paid for my stuff and got the stuff I just paid for, which mind me was WAY TOO GOOD DAMN EXPENSIVE. I sashayed my way over to the pick and mix stall, giving the lone kid a cubrick for spreading all his germs. 

I thought for a moment and started filling up my bag, fudge, gummy snakes, bon bons and finally, gummy bears. However, when I lifted the flap to get those sweet sweet bears, I was met with two unexpected critters. 

What. The. FUCK?! 

It was two of the trolls from the poster for... well... trolls. 

'HEY!' one of them shouted. 

What kinda fucked up movie promotion was this...? They were realistic... Maybe I was on some kinda crack... 

I decided to close the lid back on them,  however they stopped me before I could. 

This time the other one piped up... he had blue vertical hair, and was wearing these goggles, but they rested on his head.

'WAIT! We're real... please! Rescue us!'

I opened it back up. Call me crazy, but I believed them. 

'THANK YOU! My names John Dory. This is my bro Ploy.'

'Sup' 

'Okay, hi, umm, nice introduction but HOW?'

Ploy opened his gob 'It's a long story... but... we're so thankful that you saved us... I mean. We HAVE TO give you something in return.'

'No.. it's okay really...' 

Suddenly they started rapidly whispering to each other. 

'Eat this.' John Dory said. 

'I- I dont-' Before I could finish my sentence he hopped up and placed a drop of some strange trolls potion in my mouth.

Then it went black. 

A/N- Hope you liked it guys! Trust me, there's more trolls and more... romance in part 2 >;)