Randy: Oh, oh. That sweater. That hair. Those eyes... So mousy. So, alien. So beautiful.
Velma: Me? Jinkies!
Randy takes off her glasses.
Randy: Jinkies. What a wonderful word.
Randy then smashes her glasses.
Randy: That shall be your name. Jinkies. And Jinkies you will be my muse.
He then looks at Fred.
Randy: And you so powerful... So masculine. So rectangular.
Randy tears off Fred's shirt.
Randy: I shall name you Beef!
Scooby: Mm... Beef.
Randy: That voice. It-it's anti-art. Anti-music. It's... It's anti-words.
Randy puts a white wig on Scooby.
Randy: You will become Freeko. My emo art rock bands new lead singer.
Randy inspects Shaggy.
Randy: Ah. Oh, you're so un-strong.
Randy puts a construction helmet on Shaggy's head.
Randy: You'll be a verker in Randy Warsaw's art verks.
Daphne: And what bout me Mr. Warsaw?
Randy: You. Mm. Boring. Begone.
Daphne: Huh?
Y/N: Mr. Warsaw that can't be right I mean, she's beautiful for crying out loud.
Randy turns to him.
Randy: And, you-
Y/N: Nope. Let me stop you right there. I'm not going to work for you.
Randy: Have it your way.
Randy walks away leaving Y/N and Daphne.
Daphne: Fun guy. Who'd wanna threaten his life? Besides me.
Y/N slowly raises his hand.
Daphne: What do you think Velm?
Y/N and Daphne look and see Velma inspecting herself in the mirror.
Velma: Huh. I should take off my glasses more often. I look hot blurry.
Daphne: Velma?
Velma: Huh?
Daphne: Who do you think would want to threaten his life? Any suspects?
Velma continues to look at herself ignoring her.
Daphne: Oh, forget it. We'll just investigate by ourselves. Right Scooby?
Y/N and Daphne look and see Scooby playing with his wig.
Y/N: Oh, forget it. We'll do this by ourselves.
Meanwhile, Scooby was eating a cheese statue as another worker works on it.
Shaggy: Like what's your name?
Worker #1Worker number 1.
Shaggy: What do you do?
Worker #1: I work while Warsaw gets all the credit. But that is all gonna change someday.
Shaggy: Okay.
Velma was walking with Randy.
Velma: Mr. Warsaw, I wanted to ask you about the attack.
Randy: No words Jinkies. I want to introduce you to my old muse Cleo. Ugh. You are dull, lifeless. Go away. Shoo! Shoo!
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Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Male Reader)
FanfictionWhen Y/N was young he and his siblings lost their parents. To find out how it happened Y/N started to become a mystery solver. He eventually meets his friends, Fred Jones, Jr, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley, Shaggy Rogers, and Scooby-Doo. Together they...
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