CH stuff because I was bored

Dares part one

I don't know why I added the picture... I just like it.

For Obsessed_Country

 For Hawaii: "kill someone"

Hawaii: YAY! Now I can get revenge on Colorado! He stole my candy.

{finds a knife and grabs it}

Hawaii: Now I need Colorado. COLORADO!

Colorado: What do you want?

{stabs Colorado}

Hawaii: Done but now I need to hide the body... Well ill leave it for somebody else.

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For Maryland: "do a fashion show"

Maryland: {puts on a dress and walks on the kitchen table}

New York: {clapping} YASSS QUEEN

USA: {just confusion}

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For Mississippi: "WHY IS YOUR NAME SO HARD"

Mississippi: IT'S HIS FAULT {points to USA} 

USA: What the fuck did I do?

Mississippi: YOU NAMED ME

USA: {confusion} what the fuck is happening today?

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For Ohio: "I don't think you deserve the weird meme that went viral"

Ohio: thank you! 

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For all of North America: "throw away Frances baguette"

Canada: Im sorry mother

USA: this is a death wish!

Mexico: fine LETS DO THIS

{All of them throw baguettes in the water}

France: so you have chosen death

(I will spare you the details but this did not go well for them)

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For NATO: "give someone a knife, walk away suspiciously, then have the police chase that country"

NATO: Understood. I think Canada will do well with this.

{Finds Canada}

NATO: here have a knife!

Canada: wait what?

NATO: POLICE HE HAS A KNIFE! I REPEAT HE HAS A KNIFE

{Police come and chase Canada}

NATO: I need to do that more often! That was fun!

(I absolutely FUCKING hate this)

 For RiverTheIdiot

For Alabama: "Yell Sweet Home Alabama in front of the states"

Alabama: easy enough! I'll do it during dinner!

Alabama: {stands on chair in front of all the states and America at dinner} SWEET HOME ALABAMA! WHERE THE SKYS ARE SO BLUE

USA: ALABAMA SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND EAT YOUR DINNER!

Alabama: {terrified} yes father

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For Alaska: "how does it feel to be next to Canada?"