(I'm lazy so this part is going to be a time skip of after y'all are done fucking because yea)
You wake up AGAIN in Arny's apartment with just about :
33 missed calls from bestie bitch #1
24 texts from bestie bitch #1
what
the
FUCK
Whenever you finally found a really good and nice guy she decides to be overprotective as fuck 😑, tbh girlie kinda need to chill the fuck out.
................................................... bestie bitch #1 .................................................
Aubrey: what the fuck is wrong with you
Where have you been
What is happening to you
BITCH ANSWER ME
Where are you I'm scared for your safety
You: Girlie I'm fine hbu
I would be better if YOU TEXTED ME BACK
First off chill the fuck out
Second off I'm completely fine ok?
ACTUALLY I'm better than 'fine' . . . I'm amazed!
it was amazing I'm speechless and better yet! can't walk!
Wait why can't you walk is every thing ok?
Do I need to come get you
We'll get to that later 😏
Third I found the BEST guy at the bar last night 😳
Oh! Good for you I met a really good one too 🤩
Wait i have to do something talk to you later
Bye bitch ❤️
Do something? 😏
But ok bye bitch ❤️
No❤️
Yes❤️
🤦♀️
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Arny was calling you from the kitchen so you had to be done talking to Aubrey.
As you go down stairs arny is wearing a maid dress/apron with no shirt and a skirt that is toooooo short 😭
"Baby, do you like my outfit!?" He runs up to you and tries to give you a hug but you push him off
"What in the actual top-looking bottom, off brand maid dress, Amazon cat fish, the devils child, kind of outfit is that?"
He just looks at you as he tilts his head to the side in confusion and a face that says 'what did you say to me?'
"You know what i said! What kinda fit is that bro?"
"God damn, that hurt" he looks at you with a genuinely shocked and hurt expression: 😧
"Owwwwwww" he looks at you at puts his head down and says "I was making some brownies" as he walks away with his head still down. 😔☹️
"WAIT BABE" you reach out but he's gone already
"I'm sorry!" You yell but he probably didn't hear you
You feel really bad and want to apologize so you go look around the house and you find Arny in your shared room, in a blanket fort, cuddling with a stuffy.
You try to slowly take the stuffy and replace it with your self as he is sniffling and frowning ☹️
He opens his eyes and you try and apologize but he cuts you off with a sweet little kiss
"Honey?" "Yes my love?" "Can we try something new tonight?" He pauses and looks at you in confusion "ok, it depends tho. What is it" you look at him awkwardly "wellllllll . . . It's a surprise?" "Is that a question, my love?" You look at him with a 😬 face "no?- no it's not"
"ok then but just know that I'm watching you and your little games"
"Btw I had a brownie . . . I fell in love again.🤭"
He chuckles in satisfaction "I'm happy you like them!"
~~~~~~~~~~ a/n ~~~~~~~~~~
Thx for reading and sorry for not posting a lot recently, the holidays are just a lot of chaos but overall I deeply thank you all for reading my book!
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