things added by me:
akaza angst
doukaza c:
Me: -cutely spawns all the uppermoons except akaza-
Me: Hello uppermoons! today you'll be ignoring akaza for..a day! -eats tea- okay now bye!
all the uppermoons: bitch what the fuc- how can you eat tea-
me: freeze it and eat it c: {wtf-}
me: oh btw yall will get roasted
me: -spawns them back-
-Meanwhile in the infinity castle-
"yall heard what the narrator said. Lets ignore that ignorant bitch!" daki squealed with happiness. "nah...he ain't gon be happy bout it..plus he might get so angry he'll start-" muzan was interrupted by kokushibou "I agree with daki..he is being too spoilt" Kokushibou agreed with daki. "but he will get angry and start-" Muzan was yet again by douma "I'm in! he slapped me yesterday and humiliated me for trying to make out with him IN front of some cute kids!" douma agrees to be in this dare. "Douma you stupid bitch whatever but still he'll start-" muzan was interrupted AGAIN by nakime. "Hes just a sweet child why treat him so badly?" nakime questioned. Everyone looked at nakime with a side eye. "Ugh fine im in he broke two of my biwa's" nakime agreed to be in. "MAY I TALK-" he was interrupted by kaigaku. "Im in I really hate akaza for not buying me that plushie and he started training me so i can be ranked up like bruh i can do so much without him!" kaigaku also agrees to be in. "Uh can i get a say in this?" muzan questioned. "No! You're in!" everyone said. Muzan sighs as he says "Don't come running to me if something goes wrong.." muzan warns them. "Yeah yeah.." daki mocks him.
-when akaza returned to the infinity castle-
Akaza stepped in the infinity castle with a bag and saw his fellow uppermoons talking with eachother..he didn't bother anyone and walked towards douma.."hey...I'm sorry for embarrassing you yesterday!" akaza apologizes to douma. Douma senses that akaza actually felt sorry about it..But what could he do?..Douma gave akaza a angry glare...A glare which akaza backed up on..As douma was about to walk away..Akaza gave up on douma. He made his way to daki and her brother. "Hey daki!" Akaza said with a sincere smile. "Ew...imagine getting your own boyfriend mad at you pft pathetic" daki insulted akaza infront of the lowermoons , normal demons and the uppermoons including their master. Akaza stayed silent asf. "Imagine having no mom Pft Hahahah" gyutaro snickered.
"Imagine having a mom that hates you cause of your shitty looks
..Imagine stabbing a samurai in the eye with a hairpin then being burnt to crisp and so crispy it's even more crispier then y'alls chapped lips. imagine Carrying a half burnt crispy cheeto puff and falling down.
Imagine having no dad...
imagine sending your sister off to be married with a random stamurai.
imagine having a spring onion hair.
Imagine looking like a broccoli. Imagine having green skin
Imagine scratching your fuckin' face off cause a hot dude has 3 wives." Akaza imagined the shit out of daki and gyutaro. (Snickering) "did I ask-" before kaigaku could even countinue a bold answer came from kaza "then why answer you fucking Cringey moaning ass electromagnetic cat and naw don't think I ain't know that you and gyutaro have aggressive sex every night like bro when I come to clean yo bed I always see handcuffs and ropes like what do y'all do bdsm?-" kaigaku was honestly so furious he fuckin' ran to his room and slept off. "No one cares akaza..." Kokushibo said. "Gurl I know you ain't say that to me gurl yo wife ain't care bout you , yo dad yo mom don't care bout you, bet yo brother hot unlike your ugly ass dating my father gurl shut the fuck up I know ya odetari lookin ass ain't always listening to that dam same lyrics saying "GIRL IF YOU AIN'T THIS MY WORLD AUGB AUGH THERE STILL ALOT U GOTTA LE LE LE LE LALALALLALA GET YO FUCKING LALATV ASS OUTTA BITCH" akaza spits bars as kokushibo becomes non-existent. Douma knowing he's next made a run for it but got caught by akaza. "A-akaza babe I'm sorry!!" Douma apologized. "Gurl ik yo ugly ass bitchy fruity ass whory attitude ain't similar to mah gurl Elsa like bitch u fucking look like her, fucking copy cat. Dumb asshole bitchy whory fruity Walmart Elsa available! Please take this shit home and throw it away asap!! get it now for 1ccent!" Akaza announced and a random guy with blue and red highlights took it for a cent.
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Now the uppermoons never ignored akaza!!
