"Pitaya dragon cookie you had the wrong kind of berries.  I- How does a dragon like you end up snacking on the wrong berries in the first place?"  I asked, side-eyeing them.  They didn't appreciate the side-eye though, as they snarled at me.  I stuck my tongue out.  Oh god, it seems as if I'm rivals with a DRAGON.  JUST GREAT.

"Well!  I never thought that a dragon would fall for our berries.  Quite literally!  All the way down from the sky!  Ha ha!"  Hollyberry cackled in laughter.  "Ha!  Gloat all you want...!  But whoever isss in the Dragon'sss Valley- That'sss not me!"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie said.  "Puny little Cookiesss, alwaysss trembling in fear!  For all I know, a toy dragon could have causssed them to lose their mindsss!"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie suggested.  "Well it is possible seeing how we, cookies, have evolved over the years.  They're right.  If anything, a toy dragon could have caused it!  Gah...sometimes I question if my boss just wants to replace me or if he wants me to have fun with my job."  I said.  "Gh- Why are you sssiding with what I sssaid?!"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie asked.  "Well-"

"Oh no, My friend.  Even the jungle beasts sensed it.  (Y/N), remember what you told me earlier?"  Hollyberry Cookie asked me.  "Hm?  About the creature?  Ah!  Yeah, so I was camping in the berry forest because I was venturing to the Dragon's Valley when this creature came up to me scared for it's life!  I didn't know what caused it though.  The fact that I have never seen or read any documentation on the beasts in the Berry Forest being scared for their lives concerned me."  I said.  "Plus when Me, Hollyberry, and Wildberry were fighting the beasts, they looked terrified."  I added.  "Yeah, we fought them!  More like you were cowering behind Wildberry trying to avoid combat, you big nerd!"  Hollyberry Cookie teased.  "I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME A NERD!"  I yelled at her.  Hollyberry Cookie just laughed.  "Feisssty for a hissstorian, huh?"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie teased.  "YOU'RE TEASING ME TOO?!"  I yelled.  "It'd be wise to not provoke her."  Wildberry Cookie said in a rather annoyed tone.  Hollyberry Cookie was about to make another joke when she puts on a serious face.

"Back to what I was say, There's no mistake.  Adventures claim they've seen a mighty red dragon rising from the tallest volcano."  She stated.  "And if memory serves right..."  She trailed off.  Pitaya Dragon Cookie looked at her.  "Hmm...My nessst..."  They said.  A nest?  Just to be sure, I wrote 'something about a nest' down in my notebook.  "Well now, shall we hear the truth?"  She asked.  "...Sssay now, that red dragon... They uh...look exactly like me?"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie questioned.  "Your Majesty, shall I make them end this charade?"  Wildberry Cookie asked in a threatening tone.  I looked at him, eyes widened.  "Gosh Wildberry Cookie you can't just-"

"You... yeah- I don't like you...!"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie said to Wildberry Cookie.  I got annoyed that I got interrupted...again.  "The feeling is mutual."  Wildberry Cookie replied back.  "I told you everything I know."  Hollyberry Cookie said to Pitaya Dragon Cookie.

"The red dragon from the legends of old has returned to the Dragon's Valley."  Hollyberry Cookie said.  I perked up at this information and proceeded to write this down.  "Every cookie who managed to survive and escape tells that with a thunderous roar, it descends from the skies to burn villages of the Valley's tribes."  She added.  I wrote that down, but then I looked at one piece of thing she said.  'Burn villages.'  Wait.  Pitaya Dragon Cookie doesn't burn villages down!  I circled that one section and wrote next to it, 'That is incorrect.  The Red Dragon does not burn villages down!'   "...And you're trying to say that this dragon...is NOT you?"  She asked.  "Hollyberry Cookie!  I thought you knew that Pitaya Dragon Cookie doesn't enjoy burning villages and/or houses down."  I said, looking at her.  Pitaya Dragon Cookie looked at me, surprised, before responding to her.  "...What (Y/N) sssaid.  Burning little Cookiesss in their little houssses is not sssomething I enjoy."  Pitaya Dragon Cookie said.  "And uhh...you know it, Hollyberry Cookie."  Pitaya Dragon Cookie added.

"You're right, you two.  That I do."  Hollyberry Cookie said.  "A dragon of ssssuch powersss isss rarely born.  It would require tremendousss quantitiesss of Life Energy..."  Pitaya Dragon Cookie said.  I wrote that down.  "And if that... thing wasss indeed... created in my nessst... They mussst have channeled MY powersss..."  They added.  I wrote that down too.  Wait...this seemed familiar to me, but...I can't grasp it.  It's at the tip of my tongue, but what is it...?  "But who... Who could have had the audacity...!"  Pitaya Dragon Cookie asked.  Suddenly, their expression turned more dark and their eyes were glowing red.  Their hair was more wavy, and I had trouble getting it out of my face.  It was fluffy though.  10/10.

"Ah... The Dragonsssworn..."

WAIT- HUH?!  WHO'S THAT?!

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