(Easter egg in description: I used he for myself this is a reference to the fact that sometimes I use he/they pronouns)
(Oh also there might be a biiit of Omori spoilers but nothing too big)
We enter the scene to Spaceboy holding a certificate that says "you just got forklift certified lmao (idk how this is written)"
Spaceboy: how the actual hell did I get forklift certified
Space Pirate Buddy (I'm not making this shit up that's his name): lmao thought it'd be funny so I got you the certification!! 😁😁😁
Spaceboy: erm okay?? Why me specifically???
Space Pirate Buddy: Cause I wanna cheer you up from that divorce. We don't want you to go to that mountain again damnit!!!
Spaceboy: ..I think I know better than to go back to Snowglobe Mountain.
Okay so uh I'm writing this all in one go because I'm actually planning stuff and wanna get a fanfic out before I die so BAM!!!! Spaceboy has a forklift
Spaceboy: I don't even know how to use this... What am I supposed to do with it???
Space Pirate Dude: idk maybe space ex boyfriend knows? I have the tape if that helps
Spaceboy: wtf no I'm not playing that damn tape just to use a forklift is there something wrong with you or what????
Space Pirate Dude: damn man did you have to say it like that??
Spaceboy: YES?????????
Space Pirate Buddy: aw man I rlly wanted to do something outside of searching for Pluto
Spaceboy: I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT IT'S OKAY TO LET HIM GO WHY ARE YOU STILL SEARCHING?????
Space Pirate Buddy and Space Pirate Dude just looked at eachother then back at Spaceboy
Space Pirate Dude: I'm gonna use the mixtape
Space Pirate Buddy: go for it lmao
Spaceboy: excuse me??-
Space Pirate Dude:
Spaceboy: What the hell is that...
Ruh roh guys Spaceboy turned his emo on!!! He went villain mode you guys!!!!!! Oh no!!!!!! /J
Space Ex Boyfriend: INFERNAL RACKET??????
Oh shit. Anyways
Space Pirate Dude: lmao I think we're fucked
Space Pirate Buddy: yeah same man...
Space Pirate Bro just walked in holding some snocones.
Space Pirate Bro: hey guys what's going o-
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Local Divorced Space Pirate Gets Forklift Certified
HumorCaptain Spaceboy has been going through a bit of a messy divorce. So what does his crew do to help him move on from this? Did they get snocones together? Maybe even get him therapy? Nope!!! They get him forklift certified instead!! And then play his...
