𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ( 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎 )

𝟬𝟬𝟰, 𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗴𝗿𝗶𝗻

the best idea
dinner offer still stands btw

why is your rizz lowk getting better

pulling out my best stops rn

wait this is the best you can do..
i was just saying it was an improvement from last time
if that's the case then looks like you won't be getting that date unfortunately

my best rizz typically comes out in person
you can't judge me just yet
after our first date you can

bold assumption that you're getting a date

you call me hotshot for a reason don't you?
besides who is passing up free dinner???????
biggest lobster you want on me

as tempting as that sounds
i'm booked for the next year it feels like
i don't know when i'll be free

all i heard was that you think it's tempting
soo i'm free for the next year so whenever you're ready

😭😭😭😭

are you kicking your feet and giggling yet

bye chris
i know you are but i have control

WHAT
i can't win
girls say they like their men obsessed but then when i finally act obsessed
you don't care 🙄 🙄 🙄

STFU
YOU USE THE ROLLING EYES EMOJI STILL??????

YES ?????????

i'm loling
were you actually rolling your eyes irl

yes

why do you actually make me laugh

because i'm a funny guy
i thought we established this last time we spoke

must've forgot

mhm
you just don't want to gas me up
it's fine i see how it is

you have to work for it
just being pretty isn't enough

again, all i'm hearing is that you think i'm pretty

yk chris i really hope you keep this energy in person
would be a shame if you weren't

shit..
have dinner with me and find out
(i will keep my energy)

you're persistent
i like that
we can have dinner

yeah i'm kicking my feet and giggling rn
are you fr

aw
you really are obsessed
yes i'm fr
dinner whenever i'm in la and free

LETS GOOOOOOO
this is the best day ever

glad to make your year ❤️
what's your favorite color?

probably blue
why?

i'm making you a keychain at this random shop in berlin
it's gonna say "world's 2nd best rizz"

who the hell is first

matt probably

not this again please
actually for my sanity

kidding i just wanted to laugh real quick
obviously i'm first