Count The Ways Jake's addition

Count The Ways

Jackie is playing hide and seek with her friends so she decided to hide in the garage. She looks for a nice hiding spot and sees a suit in the corner standing there. She decides to climb inside of it and act lifeless. When she puts it on she hears a wiring sound and the suit named Jake starts speaking

Jake:

Oh, Jackie, silly Jackie, you sorry young soul. Took a dive into a robot's center console. So I heard you wanted death? well now's a fun time! Let's see how many ways to die that I can put to rhyme. So many choices, decisions, decisions. When it comes to execution, I'm the definition! This is what you wanted right? Death is your fantasy. Tell me if you want to die in peace or in agony

Jackie:

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die! I don't want this day to take my final sigh! Jake keeps on telling me to count the ways... Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze... Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure his intentions are to make my life detour. Ways to get killed how about ways to get out?! Jake won't let me escape, no doubt...

Jake:

First on the docket is acid digestion, easy enough, gotta keep the acid trapped in. Wait you don't want this? How ungrateful... Starvation, dehydration, don't be so hateful! What about freezing, making your senses null, turning your body into an icicle. You think about vampires and their hunters who stabbed so how about impalement with this rod I grabbed?

Jackie:

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die! I don't want this day to take my final sigh! Jake keeps on telling me to count the ways... Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze... Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure his intentions are to make my life detour. Ways to get killed how about ways to get out?! Jake won't let me escape, no doubt...

Jake:

Few options left, maybe electrocution? Like an electric chair, to avoid confusion. Not boiling, either? Let's get experimental! Decapitation's on the table, but that would be mental.. Oh, that's your choice? Very well, but be advised, this one's a newbie, so it could be compromised! I sentence you to death for crimes against humanity. Countdown like the Revolution, don't lose your sanity!

Jackie:

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die! I don't want all of my life to pass me by! This sadistic robot wants me dead! "It's a win-win, " or so he says... Fantasized about death, now I regret! Every moment I spent trying to forget how terrible my life is, now I understand every life is precious, now judgment's at hand!

Jake then triggers the spring locks made out of the rods into Jackie, killing her slowly but silently as she can't scream due to the blood in her lungs. She is found after an hour by her friends who were looking for her in a panic. It was too late..