𝗢𝗛 𝗗𝗘𝗘𝗥-! ᴼⁿᵉ ᴾᶦᵉᶜᵉ ˣ ᴼᶜ

- Incorrect Quotes -

Ace: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

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Xuri: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Shanks: They do.

Benn: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Shanks: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Mihawk: You're a hazard to society

Xuri: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Xuri: *Walking into the meeting room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Doflamingo: * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

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Luffy: Change is inedible.

Xuri: Don't you mean inevitable?

Luffy, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Buggy: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Xuri: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Xuri: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Zoro: That naptime was a punishment.

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Xuri: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Risa: Hoshiko? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?

Hoshiko: Risa, I swear to god—

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Chaylah: You're smiling. What happened?

Xuri: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Alcirah: Doflamingo tripped and fell down the stairs today.

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Doflamingo: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Xuri: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING SHIP!!!

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Hancock: I am so strong. I am an absolute beauty. I am the epitome of   an Empress—

Xuri: Hi.

Hancock: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Luffy: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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Sanji: I can't believe you've done this.....

Xuri: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Sanji, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Shanks: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Xuri, narrating: But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Xuri: Holy shit, Ray-san , do you know what this means?!

Rayleigh: my dear student, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

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Xuri: I am Xuri, I speak for the truth. Lie to me and I snap your knees.

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Luffy: *Gets down on one knee*

Magellan: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Luffu: *Falls over*

Magellan: The poison is kicking in.

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Xuri: Someone will die.

Luffy: Of fun!

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Buggy: We need a distraction.

Xuri: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Bon Clay, whispering: My time has come

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Xuri: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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