Me and my oc Crayola

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Moon: *Hugs Crayola from behind*

Moon: *Tucks Crayola's hair behind their ear*
Moon, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body

(I'll kill anyone who touch my food!)


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Moon: You know, Crayola, you are the sun in my life.
Crayola: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot?
Moon: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

(Not accurate, but at the same time very true)


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Crayola: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Moon: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

(Yes!)


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Moon: it's illegal to look better than me.
Crayola: I guess we're all going to jail then.

(You bitch-)



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