THE BROZONE FAMILY

STUPID AS HECK

WARNING ⚠️

This oneshot contains slight cussing but don't worry, I censored it so no one gets offended

ENJOY 😊
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It was a lovely, kinda cold, winter morning. The Brozone brothers were on a 👹RHONDAAAAAA👹 ride. They were sitting inside, with nothing to do.

"WHERE THERE SHE GOES-"
Bruce sang in an off key tone before he was interrupted by Clay, like usual.

"Are you gonna sing like that for the rest of the ride?"

"Probably, I can't do it at home cause my kids are gonna think that I've hit insanity."
Bruce responded.

"I think he already did."
Clay whispered to Floyd, who was sitting right next to him.

"BE NICE TO HIM, CLAY!"
Floyd exclaimed as he slapped Clay.

"YOU DARE SLAP ME?! YOU STUPID BIT-"
Clay was about to say until he was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"DON'T CUSS INSIDE OF RHONDA! SHE IS AN INNOCENT CHILD!"

It was John Dory 😒

"SHE'S NOT INNOCENT OR A CHILD! SHE'S OLD LIKE YOU!"
Branch exclaimed to John Dory.

"No offense, Rhonda."
Branch whispered.

"I'M ONLY FORTY-TWO!"
John Dory exclaimed in rage, which them impulsed him to run up to Branch to tackle him...which didn't happen, thanks to Floyd, whom stopped John Dory by grabbing his pants.

"YEAH! DIGEST THE PANTALOONS!"
Clay cheered.

"What the fudge?"
Branch and Bruce said in unison to Clay.

"Guys, I think that we should calm down."
Floyd suggested but his brothers just kept arguing with one another.

"GUYS!"
Floyd exclaimed which finally grabbed everyone's attention towards him.

"WHAT?!"
John Dory asked just that like the idiot he is.

"Bro."
Branch nudged John Dory's arm.

"Good, now that I have all of your b***h's attention-"
Floyd stopped talking when he saw Clay raise his hand.

"What's up Clay?"
Floyd asked him.

"Why did John Dory stop me from cussing but he didn't stop you?"
Clay asked Floyd.

"Cause I'm such a b***h."
John Dory answered.

"He's not wrong in that."
Branch whispered to Bruce.

"I didn't ask you, stupid."
Clay stuck his tongue out at John Dory.

I'm so sorry that you had to had to hear all that PROFANITY, Rhonda."
John Dory whispered to Rhonda.

"Come on, John Dory, WERE ADULTS! OUR BABY BROTHER EVEN GOES AROUND SMOOCHING GIRLS!"
Bruce mentioned, which made Branch blush of embarrassment.

"WAIT?! WHAT?!"
Branch exclaimed.

"I'VE ONLY HAD ONE GIRLFRIEND IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, FOR YOUR INFORMATION!"
Branch exclaimed.

"Ugh, I wish she was here."
Branch whispered to himself.

"Oooooooooooooo, someone misses his Popifer"
Clay teased, but Floyd knew how important Poppy was to Branch, so he wrapped his arms around Branch.

"Thanks, Flo, I really needed this."
Branch said while he snuggled into Floyd's shoulder.

"Anything for you, Bitty B."
Floyd then kissed Branch on the cheek.

"Bro...I'm not a baby anymore."
Branch reminded Floyd.

"BUT YOU'RE SO ADOWABLE!"
Floyd exclaimed while he grabbed Branch's cheeks.

"STOP!"
Branch demanded.

"Okay fine, why don't we play a game?"
Floyd suggested to his brothers.

"Hmmmmm....sounds good, what game?"
John Dory asked.

"HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU EACH OF YOU A LETTER AND YOU MUST TELL ME THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND THAT STARTS WITH THAT LETTER!"
Branch excitedly suggested.

All of the brothers nodded and replied in agreement, while Branch got a cup with some pieces of paper in it.

"WAIT!"
Bruce exclaimed.

"How do we win?"

"Uh..nobody wins..well actually, you lose if you hesitate to answer.
Branch answered Bruce's question.

"UGH! That's not fun. We should play volley ball instead."
Bruce ranted.

"We're literally inside of an armadillo van right now, known as 👹RHONDAAAAAA👹!"
John Dory pointed out.

Until they heard......snoring? It has to be 👹RHONDAAAAAA👹! She's probably tired of being surrounded by idiots.

Wait no.......

FLOYD WAS THE ONE SLEEPING?! He was resting his head on Branch's shoulder and everyone just stared.

"Die."
Clay said.

"WHAT THE F-"
John Dory exclaimed before he was interrupted by Branch.

"Anyways."
Branch said as he was managing to move around without waking up Floyd.

"Clay first, Bruce second, and John last."

"WHY AM I LAST?!"
John Dory complained.

"Cause you're old."
Branch then directed his attention to his other 2 brothers.

"Clay it's you turn"
Branch grabbed a paper from the cup.

"S"

"Stupid"
Clay said.

"A"
Branch said to Bruce.

"As"
Spruce said.

"H"
Branch said to John Dory.

"Heck"
John Dory said.

Then Clay, Bruce, and John Dory stared at each other.

"STUPID AS HECK!"