DIO: kira did you ever do your seven minutes of community service
potus: EIGHT minutes of community service actually
DIO: oh yeah 8 i forgor
Joe Mama: 69 teehee
DIO: ...
DIO: nah who wants to raid's joseph's crib with me for that one
The Ultimate Lifeform: Oh I would love to
Joe Mama: Space + No Thinking + Ultimate Skill Issue
The Ultimate Lifeform: I will hire an assassin to kill you
Joe Mama: lol i'll just live bitch i got plot armour
jolyneXD: armour teehee
DIO: ... why are you guys being so zesty?
The Ultimate Lifeform: DIO you are the last person who can talk about being zesty
Joe Mama: Thank you for having my back, my good friend and future wife Kars
potus: ayo?
The Ultimate Lifeform: I am NOT gonna be your fucking wife you ZESTY ASS BITCH
jolyneXD: lmao good shout being joseph's wife is a recipe for disaster
Joe Mama: oi hey listen up
jolyneXD: what?
Joe Mama: I was gonna say a come back but tbh you're right
jolyneXD: ik i am lol
Killer: DIO: kira did you ever do your seven minutes of community service
I am not even going to answer that question, as I have already haemorrhaged enough brain cells just by OPENING this chat.
potus: guys i just made a FUNNY MEME!
DIO: show
DIO: and if it's not funny, some ass is getting WHOOPED
Joe Mama: AARGH i'm QUAKING 🥶
potus: have a look at this one my fellow patriots
potus:
The Ultimate Lifeform: ... Is that comedy?
potus: KIRA DAP ME UP
Joe Mama: bruh kira japanese
potus: DAP ME UP KIRA
DIO: wow that meme exists
Killer: potus: DAP ME UP KIRA
Uh, okay... 1) I cannot 'dap you up' through a screen.
Killer: 2) Even if I could, I wouldn't dap you up for something as atrocious as that.
DIO: rip 💀
jolyneXD: idk i thought it was pretty funny
Killer: Oh, and? Did I ask?