Oscar: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Logan: Wow! They sound stupid.
Oscar: But they're not. They are really smart actually. Just dense.
Logan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know.... "Hey, I love you!"
Oscar: Yeah, I guess you are right. *inhales* Hey Logan, I love you!
Logan: See! Just like that!
Oscar: Holy fucking shit.
Logan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Oscar, but they're too dumb for you.
Oscar: *helplessly* Logan.
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HumorSo i decided to make this book, with just little things I read or saw on tumblr (my new fav app besides wattpad and pinterest haha). And bc I don't have anyone who listens to my bullshit, I write here, so if you want to you can read it too Have fun<...