Lance: I'm baaaaaack, and I brought you something.
Fernando: Oh cool, that's so swee- Lance, what is this?
Lance: A baby duck!
Fernando: I hope you don't mind me asking, but WHY DID YOU BRING A BABY DUCK???
Lance: I told you I was going to the store and when I asked you what you wanted, you said surprise me.
Fernando: *shocked and surprised*
Lance: Are you surprised Nando?
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tumblr shits
HumorSo i decided to make this book, with just little things I read or saw on tumblr (my new fav app besides wattpad and pinterest haha). And bc I don't have anyone who listens to my bullshit, I write here, so if you want to you can read it too Have fun<...
